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"Faerie Tale Theatre" The Princess and the Pea (TV Episode 1984) Poster

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Prince Richard: I want something soft and warm, like... a hamster.

The Fool: A hamster?

Prince Richard: Yes, you see, if I had a hamster, I could teach it little tricks like --

The Fool: Ah, Richie, what I think you need is a wife.

Prince Richard: A wife?

The Fool: Yeah.

Prince Richard: Would that be better than a hamster?

The Fool: Much.

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[Alecia has just drunk from Richard's glass]

Prince Richard: You've infected my milk!

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Prince Richard: I say, do you know where you are?

Princess Alecia: I know exactly where I am. I'm lost.

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Prince Richard: Something ghastly has happened to this room.

Princess Alecia: I cleaned it up.

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Princess Alecia: I'd like to sympathize with you but unfortunately life isn't always perfect.

Prince Richard: Well, for a prince it jolly well ought to be.

Princess Alecia: But it isn't.

Prince Richard: Why not?

Princess Alecia: Because princes are human beings and human beings aren't perfect. Of course I come pretty close.

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Prince Richard: Why can't I find a woman who's... who's kind, and gentle and understanding?

Princess Alecia: And *fun*, Richard, and fun.

Prince Richard: And fun. Someone who's... who's... Well, just like you. Oh, I say.

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Queen Veronica: Who is this?

Prince Richard: This is Princess Alecia, who happens to be the girl I've decided to m-m-m-m...

Princess Alecia: Marry.

Prince Richard: Thank you.

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Princess Alecia: Just a minute, you haven't passed *my* test. To see if you're a real prince or not.

[he sputters]

Prince Richard: That is absurd, of course I'm the prince. Ask anybody.

Princess Alecia: Wait a minute. This is the test. You have to kiss me.

Prince Richard: That's it?

Princess Alecia: Would you wait a minute? You have to kiss me. And if you're a real prince, then I should hear trumpets playing and bells ringing, and I should see stars exploding.

Prince Richard: Oh, Lord. I... I suppose I could give it a whirl.

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Prince Richard: You've infected my milk.

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Princess Alecia: Just a minute, you haven't passed my test. To see if you're a real prince or not.

Prince Richard: [he sputters] That is absurd, of course I'm the prince. Ask anybody.

Princess Alecia: Wait a minute. This is the test. You have to kiss me.

Prince Richard: That's it?

Princess Alecia: Would you wait a minute? You have to kiss me. And if you're a real prince, then I should hear trumpets playing and bells ringing, and I should see stars exploding.

Prince Richard: Oh, Lord. I... I suppose I could give it a whirl.

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