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Here on Earth (2000) More at IMDbPro »

Kelly: What freaks you out more? Getting bailed out by your girlfriend or knowing she was adding me to her fantasy file?
[drives away]
Pete: What'd he say?
Jasper: I think he just said 'come kick my ass'.

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Jasper: The one thing that I want right now is for you to get over your shit, so you can be with her.

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Jasper: No. Nobody knows you like I do. Alright? Nobody gets you like I do. We belong together. We... I love you. I love you, Sam.

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Kelley: So that's it? You're just gonna die?
Sam: No. I'm going to live... just not as long as you.

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[talking about Kelley's new car]
Steve: I could have sex with a car like that.
Charlie: Just don't burn your wood on the tale's pipe.
Steve: No, I mean I could have sex with a woman if I have a car like that.
Kelley: Steve you couldn't have sex with a woman if you gave her a car like that.

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Sam: So... what will it be?
Kelley: What's good here besides help.

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Sam: If you check out my ass when I walk away... your shake will be on your lap.

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Sam: I love this spot, it's like heaven right here on earth, maybe that's what heaven is, maybe we go through life collecting people and places we love and they become in our heaven and that's where you mom is, she in her heaven surrounded by everything that she loves... including you

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Sam: Some people live their whole lives and never fall in love. I lived my life... I fell in love.

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Earl Cavanaugh: It's good to be your father.
Sam: It's good to be your daughter.

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Jasper: You know what I'm really doin' up there, Richie?
Kelley: What's that?
Jasper: Your mother.

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