Director Tobalina cashes in on the trucker craze in the laziest way possible as pals John Seeman and the unfortunate Fernando Fortes buy a big rig since being a trucker identifies you as "horny" and the women will fall at your feet. It's the odd Tobalina where his usual incompetence isn't really on show, it's not poorly made on a technical level, so it ends up simply boring instead of entertainingly "bad". Bless him, but Fortes might be one of the worst studs in porn, and I don't think I've ever seen Seka (the only real legendary name to draw you in) more bored. Seeman does all he can to carry it, but a Tobalina film is too much for one man to carry and it just isn't enough to hold your attention.
2 Reviews
Who Knew Being a Trucker Got You So Lucky
Michael_Elliott21 April 2020
Carnal Highways (1980)
* 1/2 (out of 4)
John Seeman and Fernando Fortes play buddies who decide to buy a big rig so that they can just drive around and get as many ladies as possible.
There's a little confusion as to who really directed this film but no matter who it was they really didn't know what they were doing. It's rather funny to see how poorly made this film is at times and that includes several shots where the top of the actors heads (meaning their actual heads) are cut off at the top. I guess that's a little charm to be had with an otherwise pretty bad film.
The entire plot of this film is about as lazy as you can get. I mean, I've got a couple uncles and a couple cousins who are truck drivers and I've hung out at truck stops and have seen lot lizards but for the life of me I can't think of anyone who would buy a semi to get laid. It happens here and there's really no logic as to why and the various sexual situations are so brain dead that you can't help but laugh at them.
Seeman and Fortest make for a rather bland comedy team and even some of the supporting ladies just seem really bored or perhaps just wishing they were somewhere else. Seka looks as beautiful as ever but she appears to be wondering how she got in the film. If Carlos Tobalina directed this then it pretty much ends how most of his films do and that's with a large orgy. CARNAL HIGHWAYS isn't a complete disaster as there are a couple good sex scenes but overall it just feels really cheap and rather pathetic.
* 1/2 (out of 4)
John Seeman and Fernando Fortes play buddies who decide to buy a big rig so that they can just drive around and get as many ladies as possible.
There's a little confusion as to who really directed this film but no matter who it was they really didn't know what they were doing. It's rather funny to see how poorly made this film is at times and that includes several shots where the top of the actors heads (meaning their actual heads) are cut off at the top. I guess that's a little charm to be had with an otherwise pretty bad film.
The entire plot of this film is about as lazy as you can get. I mean, I've got a couple uncles and a couple cousins who are truck drivers and I've hung out at truck stops and have seen lot lizards but for the life of me I can't think of anyone who would buy a semi to get laid. It happens here and there's really no logic as to why and the various sexual situations are so brain dead that you can't help but laugh at them.
Seeman and Fortest make for a rather bland comedy team and even some of the supporting ladies just seem really bored or perhaps just wishing they were somewhere else. Seka looks as beautiful as ever but she appears to be wondering how she got in the film. If Carlos Tobalina directed this then it pretty much ends how most of his films do and that's with a large orgy. CARNAL HIGHWAYS isn't a complete disaster as there are a couple good sex scenes but overall it just feels really cheap and rather pathetic.
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