| Mark Hamill | ... | Luke Skywalker | |
| Harrison Ford | ... | Han Solo | |
| Carrie Fisher | ... | Princess Leia Organa | |
| Anthony Daniels | ... | C-3PO | |
| Peter Mayhew | ... | Chewbacca | |
| Kenny Baker | ... | R2-D2 (as R2-D2) | |
| James Earl Jones | ... | Darth Vader (voice) | |
| Bea Arthur | ... | Ackmena (as Beatrice Arthur) | |
| Art Carney | ... | Saun Dann | |
| Diahann Carroll | ... | Mermeia Holographic Wow | |
| Marty Balin | ... | Holographic Band Singer (as The Jefferson Starship) | |
| Craig Chaquico | ... | Holographic Band Member (as The Jefferson Starship) | |
| David Freiberg | ... | Holographic Band Singer (as The Jefferson Starship) | |
| Paul Kantner | ... | Holographic Band Member (as The Jefferson Starship) | |
| Harvey Korman | ... | Krelman / Chef Gormaanda / Amorphian instructor | |
| Mickey Morton | ... | Malla | |
| Paul Gale | ... | Itchy | |
| Patty Maloney | ... | Lumpy | |
| Jack Rader | ... | Imperial Guard Officer | |
| Stephanie Stromer | ... | The Great Zorbak (Holographic Gymnast) | |
| Michael Potter | ... | Imperial Guard Officer | |
| Wazzan Troupe | ... | Holographic Tumblers (as The Wazzan Troupe) | |
| Yûichi Sugiyama | ... | Ringleader | |
| Mum Brothers | ... | The Reeko Brothers (as The Mum Brothers) | |
| Claude Woolman | ... | Imperial Officer (wallscreen) | |
| Lev Mailer | ... | Imperial Guard #1 | |
| John McLaughlin | ... | Imperial Stormtrooper #1 | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| David Prowse | ... | Darth Vader (archive footage) | |
| Don Francks | ... | Boba Fett (voice) (uncredited) | |
| Alec Guinness | ... | Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Mary Ann Hay | ... | Dancer (uncredited) | |
| Linda Hoxit | ... | Teenage 'Wookie' (uncredited) | |
| Art James | ... | Announcer (voice) (uncredited) | |
| Larry Mollin | ... | Pilot (voice) (uncredited) | |
| Marcus Powell | ... | Rycar Ryjerd (uncredited) | |
| Arthur Rowton | ... | Zutton Zutmore (uncredited) | |
| Leslie Schofield | ... | Chief Bast (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
Directed by | |||
| Steve Binder | |||
| David Acomba | (uncredited) | ||
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Pat Proft | ||
| Leonard Ripps | ||
| Bruce Vilanch | ||
| Rod Warren | ||
| Mitzie Welch | ||
Produced by | |||
| Monroe E. Carol | .... | associate producer | |
| Dwight Hemion | .... | executive producer | |
| Joe Layton | .... | producer | |
| Rita Scott | .... | associate producer | |
| Gary Smith | .... | executive producer | |
| Jeff Starsh | .... | producer | |
| Ken Welch | .... | producer | |
| Mitzie Welch | .... | producer | |
Original Music by | |||
| Ian Fraser | |||
Cinematography by | |||
| John B. Field | |||
Film Editing by | |||
| Jerry Bixman | |||
| Vince Humphrey | |||
Art Direction by | |||
| Brian Bartholomew | |||
Set Decoration by | |||
| Garrett Lewis | |||
Costume Design by | |||
| Bob Mackie | |||
Makeup Department | |||
| Silvia Abascal | .... | hair stylist | |
| Keith Crary | .... | makeup artist | |
| Donna Barrett Gilbert | .... | hair stylist (as Donna Gilbert) | |
| Verne Langdon | .... | makeup artist | |
| Michael Lorenz | .... | makeup artist (as Mike Lorenz) | |
| Jim Nielsen | .... | makeup artist | |
| Evelyn Trimmer | .... | hair stylist | |
Art Department | |||
| C.B. Chisam | .... | props | |
| Ralph McQuarrie | .... | illustrator | |
| Leslie Parsons | .... | assistant art director | |
Sound Department | |||
| Ben Burtt | .... | sound effects | |
| Ed Greene | .... | sound | |
| Dean Okrand | .... | sound recordist | |
Visual Effects by | |||
| Jenn de Joux | .... | video animation | |
| Elizabeth Savel | .... | video animation | |
| Tom Tcimpidis | .... | ultimatte operator | |
Camera and Electrical Department | |||
| Diane Biederbeck | .... | camera operator | |
| Jeff Chang | .... | lighting technician | |
| Larry Heider | .... | camera operator | |
| Bob Keys | .... | camera operator | |
| Peter Lomprakis | .... | key grip | |
| Fred McKinnon | .... | lighting | |
| Wayne Orr | .... | camera operator | |
| John Rook | .... | lighting designer | |
| Ron Sheldon | .... | camera operator | |
| Howard Smith | .... | gaffer | |
Animation Department | |||
| Charles Bonifacio | .... | animator (uncredited) | |
| Robin Budd | .... | animator (uncredited) | |
| John Celestri | .... | animator (uncredited) | |
| John Halfpenny | .... | animator (uncredited) | |
| Frank Nissen | .... | layout artist (uncredited) | |
| Clive A. Smith | .... | animation director (uncredited) | |
| Bill Speers | .... | animator (uncredited) | |
| Ken Stephenson | .... | animator (uncredited) | |
Music Department | |||
| Billy Byers | .... | orchestrator | |
| Ian Fraser | .... | conductor | |
Transportation Department | |||
| Frank Khoury | .... | transportation coordinator | |
Other crew | |||
| Peter Barth | .... | stage manager | |
| Ray Brannigan | .... | supervisor | |
| Gene Crowe | .... | technical director | |
| Mike Erwin | .... | stage manager | |
| Miki Herman | .... | consultant: "Star Wars" | |
| Peter Kimmel | .... | production assistant | |
| Sheila Lauder | .... | script supervisor | |
| Marty May | .... | production assistant | |
| Charkie Phillips | .... | assistant choreographer | |
| Elle Puritz | .... | assistant to producer | |
| Carol Englehart Scott | .... | associate director | |
| David Winters | .... | choreographer | |
| Stephanie Zilgitt | .... | production assistant (as M. Stephanie Zillgitt) | |
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As many other posters stated, I had been warned. And the legends are true! And like the Nazis, once you remove the cover to the Ark, you have to deal with the consequences. I paid 13 bucks for it, and it is a pile of crap. For the stouthearted who choose to soldier on, I have two recommendations:
1. Do not watch this alone! Like any other emotional trauma, the support of friends is crucial to survival. By the end, you will either want to climb a steeple with a rifle, or go into the garage and start the car.
2. Do not operate while unimpaired. An altered level of consciousness can cushion your psyche. I tried it straight, but within ten minutes I was forced to seek the companionship of my foamy 12 ounce friends.
At any rate, this helping of dog goo brings to light painful questions about Chewbacca and his people long ago in a galaxy far, far away. Questions probably better left unasked. Such as, despite the treetop setting, why does their dwelling place resemble a 70's ski lodge with an Astroturf floor?
Why does the local trader wear black plastic Earth glasses? How were the Wookies able to convert an ordinary cassette player into a Holograph projector? And, regarding said projector, why is the youth Lumpy (who is probably yelling "Franks and Beans!" in Wookie), so fascinated with the freakish flailings of a poor man's Cirque de Soleil? Finally, why in God's name does the patriarch of the clan, Itchy, get so aroused over a pseudo Irene Cara performing a sickening disco song and dance? It was highly disturbing.
Those are the questions that torment me. The other posters have done a far better job than myself covering the horrid sequences with Starship, Bea Arthur (shudder), Harvey Korman and Art Carney. But I must add this: I thought the animated sequence sucked. The story with decent artists probably would have been a cool comic book, but the animation and artwork was terrible. Too cartoony. Artoo physically jumping, his rigid metallic body curving about. And something about Han's head looking like it had been run over by a truck, all squashed...
Like Lot's wife, you have been warned...