- Dr. Otto: [On Ernest's home movie] It was awful. It was terrible. I loved it. I gave it three thumbs up.
- Dust Bunny: Ernie, Babe, what would you do with $10,000?
- Ernest P. Worrel: Well, I might do a little dusting around here!
- Ernest P. Worrel: Hey guys, we better keep the noise down at this party were having or were going to end up playing "Jailhouse Rock".