Hey Vern!
Today's your lucky day, we knew you wouldn't wanna oversleep, Vern;
We only do it once a week, Vern;
Me and all the other guys, Vern;
We even brought the pies, Vern!
It's the Ernest P. Worrel with a story and a moral and a big chunk of hip, trip, double-dip, super supreme show!
You know what I mean?
NO!
Hey Vern, we moved your furniture and now we're here to fire up the barbeque, Vern;
We owe it all to you, Vern!
But now you gotta move, Vern!
Hey Vern! Hey Vern!
Hey Vern! It's me! I'm on TV!