The Late Late Show with Craig Kilborn (1999–2004)
Announcer: And now it's time for 'Craig Almost Seals The Deal With His Lady Friend, But Blows It On The Very Last Line.'
Craig Kilborn: Honey, why don't we take a trip to New England this weekend. We can watch the spring flowers bloom, shop in the cute little antique stores. And then afterwards you can polish off my junk.
Announcer: And that was, 'Craig Almost Seals The Deal With His Lady Friend, But Blows It On The Very Last Line.'
Craig Kilborn: That's what makes this country great, is David Letterman! Let me just open up for a second. I never told anyone about this before, but fifteen years ago, I accepted him into my life, as my Lord and Savior!
Craig Kilborn: It's Friday... and all I want to do is dance, dance, dance! (Trademark)