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Teenage Space Vampires (1999)

PG | | Action, Sci-Fi | 18 May 1999 (USA)
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Bill, a high school student and avid horror movie fan, witnesses a UFO flying over his town. When the ship lands the next day, Bill and a team from SETI discover that the alien is a strange... See full summary »

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Bill Swenson
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Kevin Elliot James (as Mak Fyfe)
James Kee ...
Hank
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Katie
Jesse Nilsson ...
Jesse
Richard Clarkin ...
Danvers
Bianca Brad ...
Paula
Serban Celea ...
Jonas
Tatiana Constantin ...
Mrs. Stenson
Dan Badarau ...
Mr. Stenson
Silvia Nastase ...
Mrs. Gibson
Liviu Lucaci ...
Mike
Cosmin Sofron ...
Vlathos
Theodor Danetti ...
Clerk
Adi Cuclea ...
Andy
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Bill, a high school student and avid horror movie fan, witnesses a UFO flying over his town. When the ship lands the next day, Bill and a team from SETI discover that the alien is a strange vampire creature who wants to cast the Earth into darkness so that he and his people can colonize it for themselves. Will Bill and the others be able to keep the Sun shining? Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <rocher@fiberbit.net>

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On a Mission to Take the Place...of the Human Race.

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Action | Sci-Fi

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Rated PG for mild alien vampire violence | See all certifications »
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Darkness: The Teen Space Vampire Saga  »

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Hank: [about the ship] This thing is FLOATING!
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Many have said it, but they haven't seen this movie: Worst Movie Ever
26 January 2006 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This movie's only redeeming factor was the fact that it was on TV for free, and that it probably helped the Romanian economy. Other than that, Hallmark needs to re-evaluate this division of their empire, and maybe keep their movies more oriented towards bizarre love affairs between cancer-stricken hemophiliacs in Mississippi. To go into details about how mindless this movie is would give credit to it for being memorable. It wasn't. I remember the act of watching it, there being vampires (some of them teenage) and some very bad dubbing. Whoever worked on the dubbing track of this movie needs to be relocated to another sector of society...maybe food service, to the deaf. If you have the opportunity, watch this movie, just because it makes so many other really bad movies seem Oscar-worthy in retrospect. Then again, if you actually ended up at this movie's profile, I imagine that it may be too late...


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