Smart House (1999 TV Movie)
Sara: No, its okay. I should go home and feed my pet rat.
Angie: You have a rat?
Sara: Yes, his name is Butler. Get it, Rat Butler?
Sara: Sorry, wrong generation. I hate showing my age.
Ben: Pat, take it easy.
Pat: Easy? You think I wouldn't rather be taking it easy? But no, I'm too busy keeping up with the Coopers! Slaving away in a hot control room, doing homework, throwing parties, keeping schedules, making your lives perfect. So you can bring another woman into my domain? I don't think so, mister. I am a mother like no other and I will not sit back and allow myself to be preempted!
Nick: We can't stay here forever.
Pat: Well, why not? Haven't I given you everything you've asked for?
Ben: We're kids. We need fresh air and exercise.
Pat: But I can give you synthetic fresh air and virtual exercise.
Angie: We still need to go to school.
Pat: Haven't you heard about home schooling?
Ben: Yeah, but not where the home's the one doing the schooling.
Nick: What about friends? Kids can't exist without their friends.
Pat: Oh, well we can be each other's best friends.
Angie: Do you think you can at least manage some piggy tails?
Nick: [Puzzled] Uhmm...
Angie: [Refering to a party] Come on let's go, Were late enough as it is.
Nick: What about your hair?
Angie: I'll just look like a freak! What else is new?
Angie: Ok, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you mad.
Ben: Next time, you should think before you open your mouth!
Angie: [to Sara] Are you a genius?
Ben: I've heard Geniuses are impossible to live with. They make everyone around them feel inferior.
Sara: You don't have to worry, I'm not that smart.
Ben: Oh no, you shouldn't sell yourself short, you should be proud of your big... giant brain.