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(1999 TV Movie)

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Sara: No, its okay. I should go home and feed my pet rat.

Angie: You have a rat?

Sara: Yes, his name is Butler. Get it, Rat Butler?

Angie: [pause]

Sara: Sorry, wrong generation. I hate showing my age.

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Ben: Pat, take it easy.

Pat: Easy? You think I wouldn't rather be taking it easy? But no, I'm too busy keeping up with the Coopers! Slaving away in a hot control room, doing homework, throwing parties, keeping schedules, making your lives perfect. So you can bring another woman into my domain? I don't think so, mister. I am a mother like no other and I will not sit back and allow myself to be preempted!

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Nick: We can't stay here forever.

Pat: Well, why not? Haven't I given you everything you've asked for?

Ben: We're kids. We need fresh air and exercise.

Pat: But I can give you synthetic fresh air and virtual exercise.

Angie: We still need to go to school.

Pat: Haven't you heard about home schooling?

Ben: Yeah, but not where the home's the one doing the schooling.

Nick: What about friends? Kids can't exist without their friends.

Pat: Oh, well we can be each other's best friends.

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Angie: Do you think you can at least manage some piggy tails?

Nick: [Puzzled] Uhmm...

Angie: [Refering to a party] Come on let's go, Were late enough as it is.

Nick: What about your hair?

Angie: I'll just look like a freak! What else is new?

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Angie: Ok, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you mad.

Ben: Next time, you should think before you open your mouth!

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Angie: [to Sara] Are you a genius?

Ben: I've heard Geniuses are impossible to live with. They make everyone around them feel inferior.

Sara: You don't have to worry, I'm not that smart.

Ben: Oh no, you shouldn't sell yourself short, you should be proud of your big... giant brain.

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Ben: [about Sara Barnes] Just because she's here you think this is some big party!

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