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Jade: I'm getting hives just from being around these ugly people.

Candi: If they get married, I'll do the shower.

Jade: I'll do the pictures.

Roxana: I do groomsmen.

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Amanda: I searched his apartment and I know him... intimately.

Roxana: Honey, you left the blinds open. We all know him intimately.

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Lisa: Look busy.

Amanda: I am busy.

Lisa: Well, help me look busy.

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Candi: Don't envy us. We're struggling.

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Amanda: I've got the runs. I mean, I've got to run.

[walks away]

Amanda: Oh my God. "I've got the runs?"

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Amanda: He's got some fatal flaw.

Candi: How do you know that?

Amanda: I'm attracted to him.

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Roxana: And remember, turn on the headlights.

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Jade: Not one step further. This place is filthy.

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Amanda: Why are you talking to your therapist about me?

Jade: She says I talk too much about myself.

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Roxana: Hey Amanda? If you find a 20 dollar bill on the floor of someone else's apartment is it the same as if you find it in the street?

Amanda: No.

Roxana: Then I haven't found anything.

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Jade: Lemme just say, if he hadn't washed his hands this investigation would be over right here.

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Roxana: [underneath Holly] Oh. You borrowed my panties again.

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Candi: No props in charades! No props and no clothes! Uncle Pete's rules.

Roxana: Ew!

Jade: No more stories from the dark farm, OK Candi?

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Holly: We have a lot of people interested, so what is it that you do?

Amanda: Oh, I work...

Holly: You work? I like you! Did I mention you're in the lead for the apartment?

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Roxana: Isn't that the new CK girl?

Jade: Uh-huh. She's cute.

Holly: You know, I heard they gave here eleven million dollars.

Amanda: She looks fourteen, though.

Holly: Hello?

RoxanaJadeHolly: She's twelve.

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Holly: How much room do you need to sleep? But shoes, they need their space.

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Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: [Referring to Amanda's weak-kneed collapse after seeing him] Maybe you should have those checked.

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[pissed off at how she looks]

Amanda: I look like STEVIE NICKS!

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Amanda: Why don't you have a badge?

Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: Because I'm undercover!

Amanda: Well Hey! You know what? I'm undercover too! Did you want to see my badge? Oopsie! I don't have one!

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Amanda: It looks like a closet.

Holly: Silly, closets don't have windows.

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Jade: So Mr. Alfredo, you need models?

Alfredo: Well what the hell have I been saying?

Roxana: Well what the hell do we look like?

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Gladys: I'm gonna have red beans for dinner!

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Jade: [leaning out the bathroom window, gasping for air] Let me just say, if he hadn't wash his hands this investigation would be over... Right here!

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Amanda: I know what you're thinking, you may think you have the worst taste in men, but you don't... I do. My grade school boyfriend left me for someone with boobs, my high school boyfriend Charlie left me for well, someone with out any boobs.

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Amanda: [spying on Jim's apartment, seeing the girl scouts] Those little whores are good. They even bring the props.

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Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: [about the dog] I guess Hamlet likes you.

Amanda: You mean he doesn't tackle just anyone?

Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: [smiling] No he tackles everyone. But he only drools on his favorites.

Amanda: Well I'm flattered.

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Amanda: New York City. Home to 8 million people. Roughly half of whom are men. Which means half of the city is genetically predisposed to lie to the other half.

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[Candi, Holly, Roxana and jade are hiding in the Men's Room while two janitors come in]

Plumber: Yeah, whip that big boy out.

[a roto-rooter]

Restaurant Guy: Oh, yeah.

Plumber: I'm gonna put it in now.

[the toilet]

Plumber: [Restaurant Guy grunts]

Plumber: Don't worry, I've put this baby into tighter holes than this.

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Amanda: Now I know what your flaw is.

Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: What?

Amanda: [she grabs his wrist] You throw like a girl.

[She pulls Jim over and laughs]

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Amanda: Not my dog that what they say to avoid a lawsuit

[Hamlet Nudges Amanda from behind making Amanda fall into Jim's arms]

Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: Come on Hamlet

[!]

Jim Winston/FBI Agent Bob Smoot: No means no, dude.

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