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Square One Television (TV Series 1987–1992) Poster

(1987–1992)

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Mathnet Narrator: The story you are about to see is a fib, but it's short. The names are made up, but the problems are real.

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MathMan: MathMan, MathMan, MathMan, MathMan, MathMan, MathMan, MathMan, MathMan, MathMan

[Gling!]

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Luisa: [opening her window] What is the oldest piece of furniture in the world?

Arthur: [opening his window] The multiplication table.

Luisa: [feigning innocence] Really? I didn't know that.

Larry: [opening window wearing a George Washington mask] Hey, come on, that joke's older than I am! Woo hoo!

[shuts window]

Cris: [opening his window] Who was that masked man?

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Her shadow: I've been everywhere you've been, I've done everything you've done.

Debbie Allen: Yes, but you're the flat one.

Her shadow: Flat? You're the one who was singing.

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Gregory Hines: Imagine. An island three feet wide, one thousand feet below. I have to drop a survival box to save a guy named Joe. So, I calculate my altitude, direction, and wind speed, then factor in the box's weight and the angle that I need. Now, I'm not ashamed to say I hit a perfect bull's-eye, I wave and move on. Joe can eat until he's rescued, I just hope he likes croutons.

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Bev: [opening her window] Yo, Larry!

Larry: [opening his] Yo? Yes, yo?

Bev: What has three feet but cannot walk?

Larry: A yard! Get it, yard? He he, guess I mowed you down, huh? Mowed!

Cris: [opening window] Oh, Larry, you are such a cut-up.

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Sgt. Kate Monday: I'm Kate Monday. This is my partner, George...

Officer George Frankly: ...Frankly.

Sgt. Kate MondayOfficer George Frankly: [showing their badges] Mathnet.

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Narrator: Square One TV's roving reporter asks another question to the person on the street. Today's question: What is a dodecahedron?

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Larry: Cris, how do you make a seven even?

Cris: Well, duh, Larry, you take off the "s".

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Parrot: One, One, Two, Three, Five... Eureka!

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Mathman's Instructor: True or False: Curly haired people from Detroit is better in math than anybody else.

Mr. Glitch: True! Everybody in Detroit knows that!

[Eats the T, and buzzer sounds]

MathMan: [as the center screen reads it's false] That's the most absorb thing I have heard in days. Isn't it right, MathDog?

MathDog: Bark Bark!

MathMan: All source of people are good at math. Kids, Adults, Girls, And boys. I cannot believe you went for that, Mr. Glitch.

Mr. Glitch: Aw you don't, Well perhaps I did.

MathMan: Sick him, MathDog!

MathDog: MathDog, MathDog, MathDog, MathDog,

Mr. Glitch: Hey! Hey! Don't chase me, Get away from me!

[MathDog eats Mr. Glitch as the GAME OVER! screen appears]

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