Square One Television (1987–1992)

Arthur Howard: Various

Quotes 

• Luisa : [opening her window]  What is the oldest piece of furniture in the world?

  Arthur : [opening his window]  The multiplication table.

  Luisa : [feigning innocence]  Really? I didn't know that.

  Larry : [opening window wearing a George Washington mask]  Hey, come on, that joke's older than I am! Woo hoo!

  [shuts window] 

  Cris : [opening his window]  Who was that masked man?