The afterlife has rarely been depicted as mindlessly as in this porn video, nothing more than a loop carrier in sheep's clothing.
Two all-time greats, Tom Byron and Peter North, provide the wraparound for six sex scenes. They're photographed on a blank set, supposedly representing Heaven, and go through an unfunny routine as old as "Marty" -you know: "what are we going to do tonight; I don't know; what do you think" -repeated endlessly. Plays more like purgatory.
Eternally bored, they decide to watch tv, cable of course (so porn is included). With a snap of his fingers North changes a mild scene of Robert Bullock saying goodbye to Megan Leigh after a date into a XXX porn scene.
Byron is unimpressed, so what follows is one-upsmanship with each bored "angel" in heaven trying to outdo the other with a porn vignette, none of them interesting. The fact that big-name talent stoops to this sort of assignment is a testament to the never-changing quantity over quality principle in the porn industry.
One scene is a stupid nurse/bandaged patient sex scene, in which Kim Alexis services a black dude and deposits his cum shot (via hand-job) into a bed pan. That's the height of creativity here. The Black performer gets a generic screen credit as James Wilson -so far never matched up by the intrepid porn audience.
The punch lines in this series of stag films are terrible, as in auto mechanic Mike Horner trying to overcharge Mercedes-driving customer Tracey Adams, only to find out she's a hooker who ends up charging him. You would think big names like this pair would have better bookings than this on their schedules.
There is one scene where the actors receive no credit at all: Billy Dee with a dumb accent as a gardener named Julio who gets to service his busty employer Tiffany Storm after Tiff's vibrator goes on the blink.
Foursome finale with the pair of "angels" humping Keisha and Alicia Monet is shot on a blurred-out all-white set, another variation on cheapskate Heaven, literally hard to watch.
Two all-time greats, Tom Byron and Peter North, provide the wraparound for six sex scenes. They're photographed on a blank set, supposedly representing Heaven, and go through an unfunny routine as old as "Marty" -you know: "what are we going to do tonight; I don't know; what do you think" -repeated endlessly. Plays more like purgatory.
Eternally bored, they decide to watch tv, cable of course (so porn is included). With a snap of his fingers North changes a mild scene of Robert Bullock saying goodbye to Megan Leigh after a date into a XXX porn scene.
Byron is unimpressed, so what follows is one-upsmanship with each bored "angel" in heaven trying to outdo the other with a porn vignette, none of them interesting. The fact that big-name talent stoops to this sort of assignment is a testament to the never-changing quantity over quality principle in the porn industry.
One scene is a stupid nurse/bandaged patient sex scene, in which Kim Alexis services a black dude and deposits his cum shot (via hand-job) into a bed pan. That's the height of creativity here. The Black performer gets a generic screen credit as James Wilson -so far never matched up by the intrepid porn audience.
The punch lines in this series of stag films are terrible, as in auto mechanic Mike Horner trying to overcharge Mercedes-driving customer Tracey Adams, only to find out she's a hooker who ends up charging him. You would think big names like this pair would have better bookings than this on their schedules.
There is one scene where the actors receive no credit at all: Billy Dee with a dumb accent as a gardener named Julio who gets to service his busty employer Tiffany Storm after Tiff's vibrator goes on the blink.
Foursome finale with the pair of "angels" humping Keisha and Alicia Monet is shot on a blurred-out all-white set, another variation on cheapskate Heaven, literally hard to watch.