5.5/10
126
5 user 5 critic

Dirty Cop No Donut (1999)

A "shockumentary" which follows Officer Friendly, a psychotic policeman, on a rampage of sex, drugs, murder and other worldly pleasures.

Director:

Writer:

Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Killing Spree (1987)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  

A man suspects his wife of adultery and goes on a killing spree, eliminating all he believes are sleeping with her, but his victims don't stay dead.

Director: Tim Ritter
Stars: Asbestos Felt, Courtney Lercara, Raymond Carbone
Creep (1995)
Horror | Mystery
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  

Angus Lynch, a psycho, escapes from prison and hooks up with his stripper sister named Kascha. Some death ensues eventually leading Angus to cross paths with a police captain named David ... See full summary »

Director: Tim Ritter
Stars: Kathy Willets, Joel D. Wynkoop, Tom Karr
Wicked Games (Video 1994)
Horror | Mystery
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  

Detective Gary discovers that his wife is having an affair. Despondent, he drinks and discusses his problem with friend Dan, a police detective. When someone in a copper mask begins ... See full summary »

Director: Tim Ritter
Stars: Patricia Paul, Joel D. Wynkoop, Kevin Scott Crawford
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  

Mike Strauber catches his wife Sharon in bed with his best friend Jerry. He gets mad and takes off to embark on an adventure of murder and self-mutilation in demented games of truth or dare.

Director: Tim Ritter
Stars: John Brace, Mary Fanaro, Bruce Gold
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  

Tuner Downing, a man who gets obsessed with serial killer Mike Strauber (the Coppermasked Madman) and tries too hard to follow in his bloody footsteps, even to the point of breaking his 'hero' out of incarceration.

Director: Tim Ritter
Stars: Casey Miracle, Heather Price, Taina M. Anasky
Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.4/10 X  

Anthology sequel in the best TWILIGHT ZONE/CREEPSHOW traditions.

Directors: John Bowker, Tim Ritter, and 1 more credit »
Stars: Jasi Cotton Lanier, Joel D. Wynkoop, Larry Joe Treadway
Twisted Illusions (Video 1985)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  

Seven short stories are present in this anthology movie inspired by CREEPSHOW and TWILIGHT ZONE. Anything from an ear of corn to a vacuum cleaner are taken from their normal use and turned ... See full summary »

Directors: Tim Ritter, Joel D. Wynkoop
Stars: Joel D. Wynkoop, Jerry Zel, Colleen Foley
Day of the Reaper (Video 1984)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.8/10 X  

Five women on vacation are stalked by a hooded cannibal killer in the town of Sunnyville Florida. Silly antics and H.G. Lewis-style gore follow the survivors in this camp super-8 epic.

Director: Tim Ritter
Stars: Cathy O'Hanlon, Patrick Foster, Todd Nolf
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.3/10 X  

Mike Strauber, the copper-masked madman of Truth or Dare? is back... And this time, it's for real.

Director: Tim Ritter
Stars: Joel D. Wynkoop, Lara Stewart, Bill Cassinelli
Comedy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  

Segments from eight of the leading indie horror filmmakers including Tim Ritter, Brad Sykes, Donald Farmer, Todd Sheets, Chris Seaver, Ron Bonk, and Marcus Koch. Each director was ... See full summary »

Directors: Ron Bonk, Donald Farmer, and 6 more credits »
Stars: Vanessa Nocera, Alaine Huntington, Mike Malloy
Comedy | Crime | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  

Officer Gus Kimball gets out of jail and teams up with a new cameraman, Sam "Fanboy". They pick up right where he left off, harassing local "perps" with a vengeance. But when Gus finds out ... See full summary »

Director: Tim Ritter
Stars: Joel D. Wynkoop, Donald Farmer, Bill Cassinelli
Horror

Sunnyville Mental patient Daxton Hackman seeks revenge on Detective Dan Hess, forcing him into a final, violent game of truth or dare.

Directors: Tim Ritter, Scott Tepperman
Stars: Scott Tepperman, Joel D. Wynkoop, Jim O'Rear
Edit

Cast

Credited cast:
...
Gus Kimble
Bill Cassinelli ...
Tommy
Michael Hoffman Jr. ...
Arresting Officer
Andrew Gulbrandsen ...
Abusive Husband
Lindsay Horgan ...
Abused Wife
Kathleen Ritter ...
Drunk Driver
Gertina Willemse ...
Prostitute
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
...
Detective Montrose
M. Catherine Holseybrook Wynkoop ...
Dr. Kimberly Brooks (as M. Catherine Holseybrook)
Edit

Storyline

A "shockumentary" which follows Officer Friendly, a psychotic policeman, on a rampage of sex, drugs, murder and other worldly pleasures.

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Genres:

Comedy | Crime

Edit

Details

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

13 April 1999 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

A Low Down Dirty Cop  »

Filming Locations:

 »

Company Credits

Production Co:

 »
Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Color:

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Quotes

Gus Kimble: I got a gun! I got a badge! I'm the law - don't mess with me!
See more »

Connections

References This Is Spinal Tap (1984) See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

 
Tim Ritter's best since the first "Truth or Dare?"
14 May 1999 | by (Florida) – See all my reviews

As far as satires go, this take-off of "Cops" works extremely well...as long as you get past the opening scene including amateur actors and a newspaper machine. The catch: The officer being videotaped is crazier than the criminals he terrorizes.

Joel D. Wynkoop, of "Creep" and "Lost Faith" fame, gives an intense performance as Officer Friendly, or as the original title called his character, the "Low down dirty cop". Gore fanatics will appreciate Ritter's sense of humor...especially one scene including a sex offender and his most prized possession. There are other standout performances as well; the domestic dispute is quite believable and the cocaine dealer gives a great Clint Eastwood tough-guy routine (complete with a cigarette clinched between his teeth).

OVERALL: Tim Ritter's best since his first major production, "Truth or Dare? A Critical Madness". If you like horror, smut and "shockumentaries", then this is for you. See it for Wynkoop's grizzled performance and the closing credits. They're a hoot. 10 out of 10 - Great "no budget" fair.


17 of 21 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?