5.5/10
125
5 user 5 critic

Dirty Cop No Donut (1999)

A "shockumentary" which follows Officer Friendly, a psychotic policeman, on a rampage of sex, drugs, murder and other worldly pleasures.

Director:

Writer:

Watch Now

From $2.99 on Amazon Video

Videos

Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Killing Spree (1987)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.2/10 X  

A man suspects his wife of adultery and goes on a killing spree, eliminating all he believes are sleeping with her, but his victims don't stay dead.

Director: Tim Ritter
Stars: Asbestos Felt, Courtney Lercara, Raymond Carbone
Twisted Illusions (Video 1985)
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  

Seven short stories are present in this anthology movie inspired by CREEPSHOW and TWILIGHT ZONE. Anything from an ear of corn to a vacuum cleaner are taken from their normal use and turned ... See full summary »

Directors: Tim Ritter, Joel D. Wynkoop
Stars: Joel D. Wynkoop, Jerry Zel, Colleen Foley
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.8/10 X  

Mike Strauber catches his wife Sharon in bed with his best friend Jerry. He gets mad and takes off to embark on an adventure of murder and self-mutilation in demented games of truth or dare.

Director: Tim Ritter
Stars: John Brace, Mary Fanaro, Bruce Gold
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.4/10 X  

Tuner Downing, a man who gets obsessed with serial killer Mike Strauber (the Coppermasked Madman) and tries too hard to follow in his bloody footsteps, even to the point of breaking his 'hero' out of incarceration.

Director: Tim Ritter
Stars: Casey Miracle, Heather Price, Taina M. Anasky
Comedy | Crime | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  

Officer Gus Kimball gets out of jail and teams up with a new cameraman, Sam "Fanboy". They pick up right where he left off, harassing local "perps" with a vengeance. But when Gus finds out ... See full summary »

Director: Tim Ritter
Stars: Joel D. Wynkoop, Donald Farmer, Bill Cassinelli
Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.5/10 X  

Mike Strauber, the copper-masked madman of Truth or Dare? is back... And this time, it's for real.

Director: Tim Ritter
Stars: Joel D. Wynkoop, Lara Stewart, Bill Cassinelli
Edit

Cast

Credited cast:
...
Gus Kimble
Bill Cassinelli ...
Tommy
Michael Hoffman Jr. ...
Arresting Officer
Andrew Gulbrandsen ...
Abusive Husband
Lindsay Horgan ...
Abused Wife
Kathleen Ritter ...
Drunk Driver
Gertina Willemse ...
Prostitute
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
...
Detective Montrose
M. Catherine Holseybrook Wynkoop ...
Dr. Kimberly Brooks (as M. Catherine Holseybrook)
Edit

Storyline

A "shockumentary" which follows Officer Friendly, a psychotic policeman, on a rampage of sex, drugs, murder and other worldly pleasures.

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Genres:

Comedy | Crime

Edit

Details

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

13 April 1999 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

A Low Down Dirty Cop  »

Filming Locations:

 »

Company Credits

Production Co:

 »
Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Color:

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Quotes

Gus Kimble: I got a gun! I got a badge! I'm the law - don't mess with me!
See more »

Connections

Referenced in Men in Black II (2002) See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

 
The Ritter Masterpiece... or possibly the Wynkoop audition for Reno 911
1 February 2009 | by (Tallahassee, Florida) – See all my reviews

There's just something about cop humor. Anything from The Andy Griffith Show to Super Troopers cracks me up every time, but, Mr. Joel D. Wynkoop, you, sir, are the man. For many years now, the antics of the Legendary Asbestos Felt had me convinced that Killing Spree was Tim Ritter's masterpiece, that is, until I recently purchased the new Special Edition DVD Of Dirty Cop No Donut. I love it. This is mean-spirited humor at its finest.

Gus Kimble is not a patient man, Gus Kimble isn't even a decent man. Somehow this guy ended up with a badge, and a gun, so people have to listen to him, right? Damn right!! Officer Gus Kimble, aka Officer Friendily is not in a good mood tonight (and probably never is), despite the fact that he's on a rather large amount of cocaine, after "busting" a drug dealer. On this night, you might want to stay out of trouble, because this guy can, and will abuse his power when ever and where ever the hell he wants, because he's the law!!

Tonight, Officer Friendily is bringing along a camera man, so he can, once and for all, show the world the dangers and difficulties of his chosen profession. Officer Friendily, above all, prides himself in being a good cop, which, obviously means he never, ever has to pay for food, or hookers, or any damn thing for that matter. Officer Friendily prefers to avoid all that boring paper work, but would rather dish out any necessary punishment the old fashion way, like roughing up drunk (female) drivers, tearing apart pawn shops for seemingly no reason, or even forcing a rapist to castrate himself at gunpoint. Whatever it takes to keep the streets safe, it's all for the greater good, right?

Wrong!! Gus Kimble is insane.

This hysterical Mock/Shockumentary is really just a spoof of Cops, which makes the fact that it was shot on video a positive, although, anything created by Tim Ritter is positively awesome, video, or not. Not everyone can just pick up a video camera, create Z-grade, and end up with a suspenseful story, an interesting script, and most of all, honest-to-God Quality. I'm convinced Tim Ritter is Florida's most talented independent filmmaker, and I hope he makes more movies. I've always found Wynkoop to be entertaining, but after witnessing his performance in Dirty Cop, I now automatically laugh whenever I see him in anything, if that's not a talented actor, then there's just no such thing. The things that come out of this guy's mouth!! You just wouldn't believe it. Wynkoop's persona as "controlling fat man on coked-out rampage" is priceless humor that must be seen to be believed. Wynkoop's endless rantings absolutely had me in tears. Joel really threw himself into this role, and it looks like he had a lot of fun doing it. Nevermind Ed Wood, you, sir, are the Joel D. Wynkoop of acting, which is far more historically significant. In fact, go ahead, Joel, have a donut, you deserve it. Yay for Twisted Illusions!! 10/10


8 of 11 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Message Boards

Recent Posts
DVD is FINALLY coming summer 2008 steve_mcnaughton
Discuss Dirty Cop No Donut (1999) on the IMDb message boards »

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?