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No Trains No Planes (1999)

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Gerard
Kees Prins ...
Jacques
Peer Mascini ...
Benny
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Rietje
Petra Sedda ...
Balie-juffrouw
Leny Breederveld ...
Coby
Aat Ceelen ...
Ton
Ellen Ten Damme ...
Paula
Henri Garcin ...
Joop
Piet Brouwer ...
Verschuren
Jan de Koning ...
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Dominique Horwitz ...
Klaus
Jacques Bosman ...
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Raymonde de Kuyper ...
Wilma
Thea Breederveld ...
Guurtje
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Adiós al café central  »

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Simple, but beautifull movie about a day's life in an ordinary dutch cafe
25 March 1999 | by (Enschede, Netherlands) – See all my reviews

Seen as a sneak preview, I was pleasantly surprised by this treat. The movie takes the viewers along a day's life in an ordinary dutch cafe, with the life of the failed Gerard as the red line. The individualism of the 90's is cynically but very well depicted in some typical dutch characters.


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