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This movie is so horrible that I've made every one of my friends watch it. So as of this point in time i've watched this movie eleven times, i'm sure that's more than anyone else on this whole planet. Including Mark Polonia himself. I'm starting to think of those little pumpkin monsters as my only real friends. But seriously as a person who has watched this movie as many times as me i warn you, DO NOT WASTE YOUR LIFE LIKE I HAVE. All i know is my dog has more acting skills than half the cast. Although i really like how dinosaurs and Jesus are mentioned in the same speech, well i think that's what the monster said because you can't understand it. Long live the Polonia brothers!
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