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(1973 TV Movie)

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Santa AKA Mr Belcher: What's your name, then?

Virginia: Oh, here we go. It's Virginia. Then Mum says we call her virgin for short, and then you say not for long, all right?

Santa AKA Mr Belcher: [turning to Virginia's mother] She's very forward for her age!

Virginia's Mother: Yes, well we had a French student living with us - she probably got it from him.

Santa AKA Mr Belcher: [looks at Virginia, then turns back to face the mother] I wouldn't be at all surprised!

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Captain Ffing-Burke: I don't like it. I don't like it

Private Parkin: Would you like some corned beef, sir?

Captain Ffing-Burke: I don't like it at all.

Private Parkin: Neither do I, but you've got to eat something!

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[Sgt Ball enters the trench, and explains that he was in No-Man's-Land on reconisance]

Captain Ffing-Burke: Reconisance! That's a darn silly idea!

Sgt. Ball: You should know - it was yours!

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Private Parkin: There's someone coming!

Sgt Ball: Leave this to me, sir.

[aiming his rifle down the trench]

Sgt Ball: Halt! Who goes there!

Adelle: [from outside the trench] Amiee?

Sgt Ball: A couple of frogs, sir. Advance, Amiee, and give the password.

Adelle: [walking into the trench] Derrière?

Sgt Ball: Derrière? I said , ?Password?

Adelle: Oh, pardon, monsieur!

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Santa AKA Mr Belcher: Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready!

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Anthro Pod: How long have I been asleep?

Senna Pod: Since October!

Bodkin Pod: We nearly buried you twice!

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Robin Hood: I shot an arrow in the air, it came to earth, I know not where!

Friar Tuck: I'll show you!

[stands up, and turns to reveal the arrow sticking out of his cloak]

Robin Hood: You should have turned the other cheek!

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Robin Hood: I'll follow you into hell itself.

Maid Marion: I'm going home to Mother!

Robin Hood: That's what I just said!

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[Seed has introduced Crompet to Bodkin, Anthro and Senna]

Crompet: Senna Pod? Oh, what a funny name!

Seed Pod: It runs in the family!

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[Seed Reveals that Crompet is Bodkin's Christmas Present]

Bodkin Pod: What do I do with it?

Seed Pod: 19 years old, and he asks, ?What do I do with it?

Anthro Pod: I'll show you.

Seed Pod: [bashes Anthro with a club] You will not!

Anthro Pod: Why not? I taught you everything you know!

Seed Pod: I don't want you teaching *him* everything I know!

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Santa AKA Mr Belcher: My wife hasn't really got a Christmas spirit. When I went into bed last night, guess what she said?

Mr. Sibley: [referring to his sandwich] Put that wretched thing away!

Santa AKA Mr Belcher: How did you know?

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Bodkin Pod: Why can't we have mammoth, just for a change?

Senna Pod: It's too expensive!

Bodkin Pod: It needn't be - in the shop up the road, they're having a mammoth sale!

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Captain Rhodes: I did try to find a Gentleman's chamber first!

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Santa AKA Mr Belcher: [a slap and an exclamation is heard from out of shot] Hello, that's coming from the bedding department!

Bed Customer: [Walking out and adjusting her jumper] Well, really

Santa AKA Mr Belcher: [Noticing Mr Sibley] I might have known!

Mr. Sibley: How dare you! I was just showing her, how to get an overnight bunk up!

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Seed Pod: It's the Angles!

Senna Pod: How do you know it's the Angles?

Seed Pod: They always have a white line down the middle of the woad!

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Virginia: [Climbing onto Santa's knee] Now then, what are you going to give me?

Santa AKA Mr Belcher: Well, you're making it hard for me!

[Picking up a yellow yo-yo]

Santa AKA Mr Belcher: How about a little yo-yo?

Virginia: I don't like them!

Santa AKA Mr Belcher: [Putting the yo-yo away and picks up a doll dressed as a fairy] I know - how about a fairy?

Virginia: Oh, like the one that comes and does mum's hair?

Santa AKA Mr Belcher: No, no!

[Puts the fairy back]

Virginia: He's got a little yo-yo - I've seen it!

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