Terl:
It is a pleasure to see you, your excellency, and I would be honored to expedite your clearance through security.
Zete:
Please, call me Zete. Does all of Earth look like this?
Terl:
Oh, I'm afraid so, sir.
Zete:
Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe.
Terl:
I couldn't agree with you more.
Zete:
I hate these puny undersized planets. The gravity is so... different.
Terl:
Well, one does get used to it.
Zete:
And the human animals, grossly undersized.
Ker:
They don't make very good eating, your excellency.
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