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Reindeer Games (2000) More at IMDbPro »

Rudy Duncan: I had better sex in prison.
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Ashley Mercer: When I get in there you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane!
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Gabriel Mercer: Ever since you started going to night school you've been giving me headaches.
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Rudy Duncan: Rule one! Never put a car thief behind the wheel!
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Rudy Duncan: Sounds pretty mature for twenty-five.
Nick Cassidy: Grow up in Detroit, you mature real quickly.
Rudy Duncan: Yeah. Either that or those pictures are ten years old.
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Gabriel Mercer: I read your letters, convict. Don't play no reindeer games with me.
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Rudy Duncan: Naw-uh, fuck that. Nick doesn't do anything until Nick gets something for Nick. I want some hot chocolate. You want to hear about some Indian casino, I want to see some goddamn hot chocolate! And a piece of pecan fucking pie!
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Rudy Duncan: You're sending me into an Indian casino dressed as a COWBOY, thought this through entirely?
Pug: It was either that or a ballerina.
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Gabriel Mercer: 'Tis the season, convict.
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Merlin: Man, they got a shit load of cookies!
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[shooting at a group of robbers in Santa Claus suits]
Jack Bangs: Hey, Santa Claus! Welcome to the Tomahawk!
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Jumpy: It says here the retail industry does 50% of its business between December 1st and December 25th. That's half a year's business in one month's time. It seems to me, an intelligent country would legislate a second such gift giving holiday. Create, say, a Christmas 2, late May, early June, to further stimulate growth.
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