Rudy Duncan:
I had better sex in prison.
Ashley Mercer:
When I get in there you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane!
Gabriel Mercer:
Ever since you started going to night school you've been giving me headaches.
Rudy Duncan:
Rule one! Never put a car thief behind the wheel!
Rudy Duncan:
Sounds pretty mature for twenty-five.
Nick Cassidy:
Grow up in Detroit, you mature real quickly.
Rudy Duncan:
Yeah. Either that or those pictures are ten years old.
Gabriel Mercer:
I read your letters, convict. Don't play no reindeer games with me.
Rudy Duncan:
Naw-uh, fuck that. Nick doesn't do anything until Nick gets something for Nick. I want some hot chocolate. You want to hear about some Indian casino, I want to see some goddamn hot chocolate! And a piece of pecan fucking pie!
Rudy Duncan:
You're sending me into an Indian casino dressed as a COWBOY, thought this through entirely?
Pug:
It was either that or a ballerina.
Gabriel Mercer:
'Tis the season, convict.
Merlin:
Man, they got a shit load of cookies!
[
shooting at a group of robbers in Santa Claus suits]
Jack Bangs:
Hey, Santa Claus! Welcome to the Tomahawk!
Jumpy:
It says here the retail industry does 50% of it's business between December 1st and December 25th. That's half a year's business in one month's time. It seems to me, and intelligent country would legislate a second such gift giving holiday. Create, say, a Christmas 2, late May, early June, to further stimulate growth.
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