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Karate Raider remains one of the rarest Marchini's.
Jake Turner (Marchini) is in Colombia Punchfighting for money and generally looking for a new assignment. His old buddy Bill Digger (Estevez) contacts him about a missing government agent, Jennifer Boyden (Gaunt). It affects both of them personally because she's the daughter of their old Marine Sergeant. Digger has already sent another soldier to try and find her, a man named Edwards (Rogers). But Edwards was captured by the evil super-criminal Pike (Meyer). When even Digger falls into the hands of Pike, Jake Turner now has to save him, Edwards, and Jennifer. He certainly has his work cut out for him. Can Jake save the hostages and finally defeat Pike? Find out today! Sadly, Karate Raider was Ron Marchini's last film role. But it's the first credit ever for Joe Carnahan, who wrote the movie with Marchini. Carnahan went on to direct Narc (2002) and become a big name in Hollywood. So, circle of life. It's also the only role for one Shelly Gaunt, who played Jennifer. But it's probably just as well. It's pretty surprising, given Marchini's off-screen status as a Martial Artist, and the penchant for Punchfighting movies at the time, that he never made an out-and-out movie about Punchfighting. Karate Raider is as close as we'll get, with one scene. Then his film career ended, in our opinion, prematurely. But judging from Marchini's vest and fedora, as well as the musical score, and the title of the movie, it seems this was his answer to Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981). While no one is going to mistake Marchini for Harrison Ford, there are still moments to be savored here.
On the cliché radar is the fact that Digger gets Turner for this mission because "he's the best". And you have to love a baddie that not only wears a tracksuit for the entire movie, and his eyepatch looks homemade from black construction paper. That sort of craftsmanship was truly Pike's peak. Worth noting is the preponderance of great yells and screams in this movie. It's not known whether these were written into the script by Carnahan and Marchini, but it seems in most of the fight scenes, at least one person does an extended (too long?) bellow of "Aaaaaaaaggggghhhhh......AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" And this yelling is going on when there's no bickering between the unlikable Jennifer and Marchini, or the shooting of baddies. So the formula seems to be kicking-punching-shooting-bickering-yelling, so it's no surprise that the movie slumps at times, but utter absurdities like the helicopter/raft chase and Marchini's completely unnecessary and amazingly wooden narration keep things afloat. Much like Jake Turner's badass raft. (Yes, he has a badass raft. You got a problem with that?) Also in the "Huh?" department is a brief sit-down role from Burt Ward. His front-and-center placement on the box art doesn't exactly match his screen time. But I can see why the distributors did that. We can't count the times We've been in a video store, just browsing, and we picked up a video that We've never heard of before and yelled "BURT WARD's in this? Sold!" Or maybe we're was just confusing him with Burt Young. Nevertheless, the presence of Ward is really, in actuality, just a testament to how much Marchini must have loved the old Batman TV show
let's not forget Adam West is in Omega Cop (1990).
Karate Raider remains one of the rarest Marchini's - to date it has only been released on VHS in the Netherlands, just like Jungle Wolf (1986). He must have an amazing fanbase in that part of the world. Regardless, it makes a decent enough capper to his screen career, but we have to say, we were left wanting more. Mr. Marchini, it's never too late to come back.
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