Jimmy Durante: Self
Photos
Quotes
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[to a banker who drives himself to work]
Performer : Keep your cigar and hire a chauffeur / And keep a good man from becoming a loafer.
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Performer : You look like a grocer.
Second Man in Audience - The Exterminator : No sir. My job is extermination.
Performer : You must give your assistants a nice ten-week vacation.
Second Man in Audience - The Exterminator : Then I'll need more men to kill the rats.
Performer : We want you to hire a crowd!
[hands the exterminator a N.R.A. - National Recovery Administration - poster]
Second Man in Audience - The Exterminator : You'll do good work if you hang this sign. It means No Rats Allowed.
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[last lines]
Performer : [singing] If the old name of Roosevelt / Makes your old heart throb / Then take this message, straight from the President / And give a man a job!
