- Friend's friend: Well, now, you just got to tell me. How did you get John Holmes as your love slave?
- Buxom woman picking Holmes: Well, after we were finished we offered him a drink, which he graciously accepted. But he didn't know we slipped him a mickie.
- Friend: But why?
- Buxom woman picking Holmes: Because we didn't want him to leave.
- [as John Holmes begs her to free him from his kidnappers]
- Realtor: I don't blame these young girls. If I found a stud like you, I would do the same thing.