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(1999–2001)

Quotes

Thurgood Stubbs: What the hell did you put down that toilet?

Haiti Lady: Goat head wrapped in paper towels.

Thurgood Stubbs: How many times I gotta tell you? NO PAPER TOWELS down the toilet!

Haiti Lady: I'll bet the Devil himself couldn't make a better gumbo!

Thurgood Stubbs: [pleased] You think so?

Haiti Lady: I could ask.

Thurgood Stubbs: What on Eartha Kitt?

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Thurgood Stubbs: Halle-Berry-lujah!

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Thurgood Stubbs: Whitney Houston, we have a problem.

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Thurgood Stubbs: Just goes to show I don't have to go to the hospital to get positive results!

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Thurgood Stubbs: I don't believe it! She conned me! She conned! She conned! She-co-con, she-co-con, she co-onned me!

Muriel Stubbs: I feel for you.

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Mrs. Avery: I'm gonna party like it's 1939.

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Thurgood Stubbs: Halt! Who goes there?

Smokey: Not me. I went behind the dumpster, like a gentleman.

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Thurgood Stubbs: Aah! That scared the Shatner out of me!

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[there's a knock on Thurgood's door during a terrible heatwave]

Thurgood Stubbs: If it ain't the heat, it's the stupidity...

[opens door]

Mrs. Avery: [points cane at Thurgood] Super! It's too hot! When you gonna turn down the furnace?

Thurgood Stubbs: The furnace ain't on, it's the middle of summer, you crazy old bat!

Mrs. Avery: Then when you gonna fix my calendar?

Thurgood Stubbs: Now, what the hell you buy a calendar for? You ain't gonna get to finish it!

[slams door in her face]

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[Thurgood is in the hospital]

County Hospital Doctor: Mr. Stubbs, you had a mild cardiac episode, which we belive was due to prolonged hypertension.

Thurgood Stubbs: Give it to me in English, Doc.

County Hospital Doctor: You have very high blood pressure.

Thurgood Stubbs: [still doesn't understand] Hey look, we didn't all go to DeVry, all right?

County Hospital Doctor: [rolls his eyes, then talks in condescending voice] Okay... your blood is bad, especially when you get mad! And if you die, you'll be very, very sad. Okay?

Thurgood Stubbs: Now, was that so hard?

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[Thurgood speaks as sweetly as he can]

Thurgood Stubbs: Oh, Mrs. Avery! I've got a surprise for you!

Mrs. Avery: [through the door] Keep talkin' like that and I'll pump you full of lead!

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Thurgood Stubbs: Looks like that frog channel finally ran out of money.

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Thurgood Stubbs: Here's your air conditioner Mrs. Avery.

Mrs. Avery: I Don't need it. My Calendar says it's February.

Thurgood Stubbs: Well, it also says it's 1978.

Mrs. Avery: Oh good! The Jeffersons are on!

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