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Season 9

26 Sep. 2010
And Then There Were Fewer
Based on Agatha Christie's And Then There Were None, this episode sees nearly the whole of Quahog including the Griffins, Joe and Tom Tucker all invited to a party in their honour in a mysterious house. After the host is murdered, the guests must band together to try to figure out who the killer is. Yet, as more murders take place and more clues are revealed, the guests must decide who to turn into the police by morning. This episode was confirmed by Macfarlane to be a canon episode, the characters killed off in this episode have been officially terminated from the ...
 
3 Oct. 2010
Excellence in Broadcasting
Brian does a 180 on Rush Limbaugh and befriends him after he reads one of his books.
 
10 Oct. 2010
Welcome Back Carter
After Peter catches Lois' dad, Carter, having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood.
 
7 Nov. 2010
Halloween on Spooner Street
Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating, Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party with high hopes for the evening.
 
14 Nov. 2010
Baby, You Knock Me Out
Lois becomes a champion foxy boxer, and Peter acts as her manager.
 
21 Nov. 2010
Brian Writes a Bestseller
Feeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie becomes his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher. Meanwhile, Lois decides that she and Peter need separate beds, a decision that leaves Peter looking for a new cuddle buddy.
 
12 Dec. 2010
Road to the North Pole
When Stewie's trip to the mall to see Santa ends on a very bad note, he and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson in Christmas cheer, "Stewie Griffin" style.
 
9 Jan. 2011
New Kidney in Town
Peter needs a new kidney after he destroys his own by making his own energy drink, and Chris gets to introduce President Obama at his high school after he plagiarizes Meg's poem about hope.
 
16 Jan. 2011
And I'm Joyce Kinney
Lois becomes friends with the new television anchor, only to have her reveal Lois's most embarrassing secret on the air.
 
13 Feb. 2011
Friends of Peter G.
After a public disturbance, Peter and Brian are forced to attend a 12-step meeting to help kick their drinking problems. Unable to recognize his issue, Peter gets a visit from Death, who gives him a glimpse of what life would be like with and without "Mr. Booze" in his bloodstream.
 
20 Feb. 2011
German Guy
A jealous Mr. Herbert tries to tell Chris that the elderly German puppeteer that he is hanging out with is actually a notorious Nazi war criminal.
 
6 Mar. 2011
The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
Meg takes care of Joe while Bonnie is away, and she develops a crush. Meanwhile, Stewie creates an evil clone who escapes the house, and he and Brian try to find and stop him.
 
20 Mar. 2011
Trading Places
Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, and Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles. Chris goes to work at the brewery while Meg runs the house. While things start off well, it's not long until the stress of running a household and being the sole breadwinner break down Chris and Meg.
 
10 Apr. 2011
Tiegs for Two
When the local dry cleaner loses Peter's favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of calling it quits on love, he decides to enlist Quagmire's help, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other's old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian.
 
17 Apr. 2011
Brothers & Sisters
Lois's sister comes to town after yet another failed marriage, and quickly becomes engaged to mayor Adam West.
 
8 May 2011
The Big Bang Theory
Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci.
 
15 May 2011
Foreign Affairs
Lois goes on a vacation with Bonnie to Paris, not knowing that Bonnie's intentions are to cheat on Joe. Back at home, Peter decides to homeschool the kids.
 
22 May 2011
Episode VI: It's a Trap
Clear some space for the third chapter of the funniest freakin' trilogy in the galaxy!
 

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