Episode List
Season 3
Jul. 11, 2001
The Thin White Line
Brian gets a job with the police as a drug sniffing dog, but ends up getting hooked.
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Aug. 1, 2001
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
Horace sells the Drunken Clam to a British investor, so the guys start a revolution.
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Aug. 22, 2001
Lethal Weapons
Lois becomes a master martial artist, but can she control herself?
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Aug. 29, 2001
The Kiss Seen Around the World
Meg develops a crush on the local news anchor, Tom Tucker, so decides to take a internship at the news station as a junior anchor. But, much to her dismay her fellow anchor is Neil Goldman. A nerd from her school who's only goal in life is to be with Meg.
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Sep. 5, 2001
Mr. Saturday Knight
Tired of being stuck at his dead end job, Peter decides to invite his boss, Mr. Weed, over for dinner in hopes that he we'll give him a promotion. Not long after Peter gets his promotion, his boss chokes on a roll and dies. After Mr. Weed's funeral Peter and his fellow factory workers are informed that the factory is being torn down. With some persuasion from Lois, Peter then decides to fulfill his lifetime dream of being a Renaissance Fair knight.
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Nov. 8, 2001
Emission Impossible
Stewie panics when Lois and Peter think about having another kid.
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Nov. 15, 2001
To Love and Die in Dixie
The family has to move south as part of the Witness Protection Program.
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Nov. 29, 2001
Screwed the Pooch
Peter finally connects with his father-in-law, while Brian can't control his libido.
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Dec. 6, 2001
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
While learning about his family history, Chris discovers that one of Peter's ancestors was a black slave once owned by the Pewterschmidts.
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Dec. 20, 2001
Ready, Willing and Disabled
Peter coaches Joe to victory in the Special People's Games.
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Dec. 21, 2001
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
A series of setbacks shakes Lois' faith in the spirit of Christmas.
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Jan. 17, 2002
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Brian finds his true love, while Peter raises a family of birds.
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Jan. 24, 2002
From Method to Madness
Stewie becomes a stage star and Meg falls for a nudist.
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Feb. 7, 2002
Road to Europe
Brian follows Stewie to Europe, while Peter and Lois follow Kiss.
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Feb. 14, 2002
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Three shorts based on viewer mail. In "No Bones About It", Peter is granted three wishes by a magical Genie. The Griffins become superheroes after being exposed to toxic waste in "Super Griffins". In "Li'l Griffins", a young Peter and Quagmire set out to spend the night in a haunted house to impress a young Lois.
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Nov. 9, 2003
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Peter wants Chris to become Jewish so he'll grow up smart.
