Two space cadets crash-land on a desert planet, where an evil wizard seeks the ultimate power to take over the world. Although the movie borrows some background footage from Star Wars, the plot is mostly unrelated.
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Director:
Jon Favreau
Stars:
Robert Downey Jr.,
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Director:
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Stars:
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Two space cadets crash-land on a desert planet, where an evil wizard seeks the ultimate power to take over the world. Although the movie borrows some background footage from Star Wars, the plot is mostly unrelated.
Along with the scenes culled from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, the scenes where the Wizard character's wife/Queen is changed into an old hag then a spider, the swirling yellow vortex that turns men into burnt, shambling zombies, and another character turns into a werewolf (actually a hairy ogre) are all taken from Bert I. Gordon's The Magic Sword. Any fan of TV's "Mystery Science Theater 3000" (ep. #411) will recognize the scenes immediately. See more »
Quotes
Ali:
Man, I'm so hungry!
Little Boy:
The lunch is ready. My sister has prepared.
Ali:
What's on the menu?
Little Boy:
Fried insects, and boiled snake.
Ali:
Yuck! I won't eat that!
Murat:
Come on man! If you don't eat, your handsome looks will deteriorate.
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There were times when I was watching this film that I wondered, What must it have been like for the intended audiences when they first saw this nearly twenty years ago? did they rise up and hunt down the people who made this astoundingly derivative, shamelessly inept piece of camel dung and string them up from the nearest lamppost - or did it win the Turkish equivalent of the Oscar (the Osman?) for Best Picture? Still, I can't deny that it has certain charms. In fact, it's been a long time since I have laughed quite so hard at a bad movie that wasn't on Mystery Science Theater 3000. If you can find this one (and you might have some trouble - I had to get it from a guy in West Virginia and the print I saw was in Turkish only), rent it and watch it with a living room full of 'Star Wars' fans, liberally lubricated with a case of cheap beer. The finale must be seen to be believed.
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There were times when I was watching this film that I wondered, What must it have been like for the intended audiences when they first saw this nearly twenty years ago? did they rise up and hunt down the people who made this astoundingly derivative, shamelessly inept piece of camel dung and string them up from the nearest lamppost - or did it win the Turkish equivalent of the Oscar (the Osman?) for Best Picture? Still, I can't deny that it has certain charms. In fact, it's been a long time since I have laughed quite so hard at a bad movie that wasn't on Mystery Science Theater 3000. If you can find this one (and you might have some trouble - I had to get it from a guy in West Virginia and the print I saw was in Turkish only), rent it and watch it with a living room full of 'Star Wars' fans, liberally lubricated with a case of cheap beer. The finale must be seen to be believed.