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(1999–2001)

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Artie Henderson: I'm a little overweight due to a genetic disorder that makes fried chicken delicious.

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[after learning that Norm decided to take it easy on insulting, Mr. Denby if he wouldn't fire his friends]

Norm: Ah, it was nothing, actually it was a huge sacrifice, it was not unlike that guy, uh, Jesus Christ Almighty!

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Norm Henderson: I hate you. You've never given me anything to be happy for!

Max Denby: I gave you life!

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Norm: See ya soon Vic.

Vic: Yeah, screw you Norm.

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Laurie: What are you going to keep doing this all your life? You know there is nothing sadder than a 70-year-old prostitute!

Norm: Yeah, you don't wanna have to be taking your teeth out twenty or thirty times a day!

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Mr. Denby: Norm, I'd like to talk to you regarding our long distance policy (MacDonald, Norm@Norm Henderson)

[on the phone]

Mr. Denby: : Okay, sir

Mr. Denby: You have all these calls to China. Who do you know in China?

Norm Henderson: Well, no one until you call, sir. Hold on one second.

[into phone, in Chinese]

Norm Henderson: Ni hao ma. Ding hai Prince Albert in a can?

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Norm Henderson: He may be rich, but all his money and power can't stop me from rubbing my hands together maniacally!

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[contest-winning punchline]

Mr. Denby: The men's bathroom is disgusting. Tell her, Norm.

Norm: There's a bathroom in this building? I've been using the donut shop across the street.

Laurie: You go all the way across the street just to use the bathroom in the donut shop?

Norm: There's a bathroom in the donut shop?

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Max Denby: My ex-wife, who for the purposes of this conversation I'll just call... biiiitttccchhh!

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