The hitchin' post is waitin' 'round the bend.
My weary ride is comin' to an end.
Gonna stop and wrap myself around
The best rib-ticklin' in this town,
Where laughin' is in style.
I think I'm going to stop awhile and smile.
It's time for "Cowboy Bob's Corral."
Out where a pal is a pal.
We've got good times for you,
And lots of things to do.
So come along, my cowboy buckaroo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
See the title sequence on YouTube (posted by CJMiller75) here.