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3/10
My First Film
swhitesq49 October 2013
I give this film a 3 as to watchability. It was the first film I ever did. I really hate that they nick- named me Sue Ellen White. What is this Dallas. Well anyway, I am the tall brunette with long legs. I was approached the night before to do this acting skit & I was already up until 4 as I work late, so I wasn't at my very best. I loved the guys i worked with. The cinematographer was they guy who says "I'm going to get you Barbara" in the original Night of the living Dead. What a sweet guy he is. He got me another gig for a Police training video in PA. Never did get to see it, sadly. Half of my acting is not documented, plus some modeling. I sure do miss acting, but the Stage acting was the absolute best; and it was of a better, normal plot.
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3/10
Yuletide family classic
BandSAboutMovies9 December 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Available as an extra on the new Terror Vision blu ray of Santa Claws, Scream Queens' Naked Christmas is such an oddity in our overly saturated by pornography world of 2022. It's dirty, kind of, but not really in any way as much as it's women taking their clothes off which seems perfectly chaste today. It ends up here, a combination movie for this week of Pittsburgh movies and holiday classics - classics may be stretching things but it is the season of giving - directed by John Russo, who was also the publisher and managing editor of Scream Queens Illustrated, a magazine that chronicled horror movie actresses - and showed their boobs, let's be frank - in a time when getting on the internet often involved needing to be at a university or the slowest dial up ever.

As a kid, I often fantasized about what it would be like going to the Edison Hotel and what was waiting for me inside. I should have been shown this film because the dancing in it is about as sexy as any so-called Pittsburgh adult club I've ever been in. At least the Tennyson Lounge used to let you get up on stage and sing, The Cricket was cheap to drink at and you could get dollar slices at Anthony's when that was still a place. In fact, I've always liked the aura of sin in clubs of ill repute more than experiencing the sin because it's just a transaction and the sooner you realize you're just a mark, the quicker you can just hang back and soak it all up. The robotic dancing in this, the faraway eyes - just imagine it darker, smelling like more perfume and if you dumb glitter all over yourself and burn your money, you too can have an authentic experience.

With Wayne (Grant Kramer) from Santa Claws hosting, basically this video is John Russo and Bill Hinzman videotaping women and getting them naked for the yule season. Sue Ellen White only did this movie, but Lisa Delien (using the stage name Lisa Duvaul) was also in Eyes Are Upon You and Amanda Madison (using the name Christine Cavalier) appeared in other movies like Psycho Dance, Psycho Vampire, Slaughter Secretaries...yes, all Wave Productions. She's also in Donald Farmer's Red Lips.

The main star is, of course, Debbie Rochon, whose career took her everywhere from getting a scar on the streets of Vancouver at the age of 14 and being an extra in Ladies and Gentlemen, The Fabulous Stains to buiding her legacy as a scream queen in movies like Lurkers, Tromeo and Juliet and so many more, being picked as Draculina magazine's Scream Queen of the Decade (1990-1999). She's still making movies today, shrugging off setbacks like nearly losing four fingers of her right hand to a prop machete. She's also one of those people who appear so perfect that you wonder if they're some kind of android. I hope she never stops making movies ever.

This movie is ridiculous but I'm also strangely happy that it exists. If you saw Santa Claws, you've seen it already, but I respect that Russo is out to make money off you more than once for the same exact product.
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2/10
Crappy Music and Sixes
paul-day-clone23 December 2017
Do you like hearing extended version of original xmas, played with a lot of reverb and then restarted kind of at random? BINGO! You've found your movie! Do you like women who are *almost* hot! You've got 'em! Do you like body paint doubling as blood? OOOH! You win! Fake breasts? CHECK! Some kind of a Kurt Cobain look-alike who pops in sometimes to say great things like "Oooooh! That Susan! I wish I had a chance to kill her!" AND, as a bonus, it's filmed in a basement! Got a boner, yet? Neither do I.
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not terribly good; nudity, Christmas, and promoting the movie Santa Claws
FieCrier29 November 2005
Pretty bad. In Santa Claws, a company is making a video titled Scream Queens' Naked Christmas. This is sort of that video, but also a promotional video for Santa Claws. This is available on the video for Santa Claws, but also was available separately on videotape; I can't imagine buying this by itself.

Women expose their breasts, sometimes more, in little christmasy photo-shoot sessions. The killer from Santa Claws introduces clips; he's really over-the-top here, but was much better in Santa Claws.

Santa Claws was worth watching. This one is at best something to fast-forward through to the scenes of whichever women you like.
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6/10
Kind of like a strip bar, without the smoke...
TMAN2474 June 2002
As always, Debbie Rochon is just nails in this. She is my favorite woman in this "movie" by far. The other ladies are beautiful too, but I did want to see more nudity though. Basically it is a topless dance routine, using the women from Santa Claws. There is the killer dude from that movie that introduces the ladies, and some quick scenes from Santa Claws as well. This is perfect if you need to see some breasts on your lunch hour, but if you need full nudity, buy something else.
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