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If You Only Knew (2000)

PG-13  |   |  Romance, Comedy  |  21 June 2002 (Italy)
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A romantic comedy about a young man who pretends to be gay in order to rent an apartment with his dream girl. His plan backfires when she keeps trying to set him up with her male friends.

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Parker Concorde
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Samantha
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Jack (as James LeGros)
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Kate
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Matt
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Joanne
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Troy (as Miguel Nuñez)
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Tom
Tiffany Fraser ...
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Kim (as Rainbow Mars)
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Gino
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Bess
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Bag Lady
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Trippy Guy
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Storyline

Parker Concorde, a freelance writer by trade currently working for the Psychic Pals phone service to make ends meet, is out of a home after accidentally starting a fire to his New York City apartment. Barely able to stand sacking out at his noisy pal Jack's place, he finally finds new digs with Samantha, who only rooms with gay men. With currently no other place to live, Parker allows her mistake over his sexual orientation to pass uncorrected, which later leads her to believe she's helping him out by setting him up on dates with her gay friends. Truth is - he's falling hard for her, and somewhere between dealing with her philandering boyfriend and dating other men he needs to set the record straight. Written by statmanjeff

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Romance | Comedy

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Rated PG-13 for sexual content and some language | See all certifications »
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FBI Agent McCurley is given the same name as actor Doyle McCurley who plays him. The lost boy at the airport is named Alex, which is also the same name as actor Alexander Sferrazza who plays him. See more »

Goofs

Sam always seems to have a paint roller on hand to paint over her canvases and obliterate her work. The paint is always fresh and ready to apply at a moment's notice, never dried out, which is surprising since her decisions to paint over her canvases are always spontaneous, never pre-planned (which ready-to-go paint rollers would imply). See more »

Quotes

Matt: [at the water cooler] What's wrong, pal?
Parker Concorde: [sigh] Sam left me.
Matt: Oh, come on, Park. There's PLENTY of guys out there for ya.
Parker Concorde: Sam's a girl.
Troy: [entering] Woo, a girl?
Parker Concorde: I like women!
Troy: Good, good. That's what I'm talkin' about! Join the club! See, that's what it's all about.
Matt: I like 'em, too.
Troy: Yeah. Does... does Jack know about this?
Parker Concorde: I went out with Jack to avoid Tom.
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References I Dream of Jeannie (1965) See more »

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Very funny movie!
6 April 2001 | by (Honolulu, Hawaii) – See all my reviews

One in a series of Gayxploitation movies to come out lately (Three to Tango, Trick, In and Out, Friends & Lovers), this one is pretty good. (Actually, I liked the others, also!) I have quickly grown to like Johnathon Schaech. James LeGros is hysterical, especially as the gay Russian. If you have ever tried to find a place to live on a budget in a big city, you'll enjoy this movie.


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