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If You Only Knew (2000)

PG-13  |   |  Romance, Comedy  |  21 June 2002 (Italy)
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A romantic comedy about a young man who pretends to be gay in order to rent an apartment with his dream girl. His plan backfires when she keeps trying to set him up with her male friends.

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Parker Concorde
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Samantha
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Jack (as James LeGros)
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Kate
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Matt
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Joanne
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Troy (as Miguel Nuñez)
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Tiffany Fraser ...
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Kim (as Rainbow Mars)
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Gino
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Bess
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Bag Lady
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Trippy Guy
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Storyline

Parker Concorde, a freelance writer by trade currently working for the Psychic Pals phone service to make ends meet, is out of a home after accidentally starting a fire to his New York City apartment. Barely able to stand sacking out at his noisy pal Jack's place, he finally finds new digs with Samantha, who only rooms with gay men. With currently no other place to live, Parker allows her mistake over his sexual orientation to pass uncorrected, which later leads her to believe she's helping him out by setting him up on dates with her gay friends. Truth is - he's falling hard for her, and somewhere between dealing with her philandering boyfriend and dating other men he needs to set the record straight. Written by statmanjeff

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Rated PG-13 for sexual content and some language | See all certifications »
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Trivia

FBI Agent McCurley is given the same name as actor Doyle McCurley who plays him. The lost boy at the airport is named Alex, which is also the same name as actor Alexander Sferrazza who plays him. See more »

Goofs

Sam always seems to have a paint roller on hand to paint over her canvases and obliterate her work. The paint is always fresh and ready to apply at a moment's notice, never dried out, which is surprising since her decisions to paint over her canvases are always spontaneous, never pre-planned (which ready-to-go paint rollers would imply). See more »

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Samantha: That's the great thing about painting. If you don't like something, you just paint right over it and start fresh.
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You'll feel like you've seen it before
18 June 2000 | by (Melbourne, Australia) – See all my reviews

There's nothing new here. All the standard romantic-comedy scenes, even down to the taxi sprinting to the airport to stop the woman flying away. The only thing that saves this is the acting of Alison Eastwood & some of the minor characters (blink and you'll miss Gabrielle Anwar), who obviously had some fun.

Turn it off when the pair are in bliss, and you won't have to go through the inevitable plot pain.


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