Captain James Quirk and the crew of the Starship Plunderer search an uncharted star system for their missing First Officer, Mr. Sperm, who was abducted by a race of 7000 sex-starved space babes wanting to worship the mightiest penis in the universe. Written by
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Capt. James T. Quirk
Is there intelligent life there?
Mr. 'Squatty' Squat
I don't see how there could be intelligent life, sir, after all, it is inhabited by a race of females.
That's not very fair, Mr. Squat. I'm sure the conditions on the planet are fine, except for just a few days out of each month.