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The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) Poster

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Pluto Nash: You married twins?

Tony Francis: No, I met the perfect woman, so I had her cloned.

Dina Lake: Which one is which?

Tony Francis: Who cares?

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Pluto Nash: That's a cryogenic Chihuahua!

Dina Lake: It's a real dog?

Pluto Nash: Oh, yeah, it's very delicate. You know it's illegal to bring pets up here. But I got a friend back in Juarez who knows how to freeze-dry these things. Look at that. It's a girl. Pop that little bitch in the particle wave for two minutes on defrost... she'll be running around the room.

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Pluto Nash: So where'd you do your singing back Earth?

Dina Lake: Oh, weddings, bar mitzvahs, reincarnation rituals. The usual gigs.

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Pluto Nash: You blew up my wood bar stools. You know how hard it is to get wood on the moon?

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Dina Lake: What makes you so sure he'll help us out?

Pluto Nash: Oh, he'll help us. He couldn't sing a note if it weren't for me.

Dina Lake: You taught Tony Francis how to sing?

Pluto Nash: No, I convinced a bookie not to pour some acid down his throat.

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Pluto Nash: So how's it going with you and Babbet?

Bruno: Me and Babbet? I don't think that's going to happen. I found out that I'm 110 volts and she's a 220.

Pluto Nash: Just go to the hardware store and get an adaptor.

Bruno: Nah. That just ruins it for me.

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Mogan: Hey Bruno. What are you? A 65?

Bruno: Model 63. Deluxe.

Kelp: 63? Talk about ancient.

Bruno: Your sister didn't seem to mind.

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Rowland: There's a clone doctor named Runa Pedanken. Made a big name for herself creating an entire basketball team from one old guy.

Pluto Nash: The Air Jordans. Yeah.

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Pluto Nash: What happened?

James: Obviously, you did something stupid.

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