While King Allfire and his Knights are off on a quest to find The Holy Quail, Count Geoffrey plots to kidnap Queen Griddle. However, when the ransom demands backfire, Geoffrey orders Merle the Wizard to get rid of the Queen instead.
When Sir Loungealot refuses to save a damsel in distress, he is zapped under a spell by the Hag-of-Gis; a wicked sorcerer. The hag turns Loungealot into a Newt on the eve of the big ball the night that Queen Griddle needs him as an escort.
When no one joins Princess Flames League of Kingtresses, she gets Flicker to dress up as a girl, alias Sir Dolores. The league is so successful that the Knights of the Square Table have little to do and decide to take early retirement?