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Megan: [to Graham] 1,2,3,4, I won't take no anymore. 5,6,7,8 - I want you to be my mate. 1,2,3,4 - you're the one that I adore. 5,6,7,8 - don't run from me cause this is fate.

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Joel: I... I mean, you're more than just a sissy. You're nice and... and clean and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...

Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!

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Megan: Your parents didn't stay very long.

Graham: Well, I imagine it gets uncomfortable sitting that long with a stick up your ass.

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Graham: [after Megan sees Graham and Sinead dancing] Megan, it's not what you think.

Megan: That's why we came here, right? So *you* could be yourself.

Graham: I don't like Sinead that way.

Megan: Which way is that, clothed?

Graham: We weren't doing anything.

Megan: Oh, when you were going like this, you weren't doing anything.

Graham: No we, I wasn't, I wasn't doing that!

Megan: It doesn't matter.

Graham: Why are you freaking out?

Megan: It's none of my bussiness. Do what you want.

Graham: You want me to do what I want?

Megan: I could care less.

Graham: What I *really* want?

Megan: Screw you!-

[Graham kisses Megan]

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Megan: [after Graham kisses Megan for the first time] I'm not supposed to like you.

Graham: But?

Megan: I wanna do that again.

[Megan kisses Graham]

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Joel: What about foreplay?

Mary: No! Foreplay is for sissies! Real men go in, unload and pull out!

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Megan: Cheers are supposed to be simple, make people feel good.

Graham: Cheers make girls do stupid cartwheels. Orgasms make people feel good.

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Andre: Congratulations, liars! You know who you are and you know who you want. Aint nothin' gonna change that, shit!

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Hilary: It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?

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Graham: [to Megan] I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie aren't you?

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Hilary: This is where we sleep, but there's no inappropriate behavior allowed.

Megan: Inappropriate? Like swearing?

Graham: No, inappropriate like fucking.

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Megan: I'm a homosexual!

[shouting]

Megan: I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! I'm a homosexual! Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo.

Mary: Congratulations, Megan. You have just taken your first step in your true direction!

[group therapy applauds then embraces her]

Megan: I'm a homosex...

[cries]

Mary: Okay. Go on now. Don't worry, Megan. It's gonna be okay.

Megan: [drooling] No.

Mary: Here, put these on.

Megan: [sobbing] Oh my god... they were right. I'm a homo. Oh, my god!

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Graham: You are who you are. The only trick is not getting caught!

Megan: How'd YOU end up here?

Graham: I got caught.

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Mary: Ok, then, who's left to report out their root? Andre?

Andre: Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root.

Mary: Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan!

Megan: Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything.

Graham: I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose.

Megan: Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?

Graham: We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting.

Mary: Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.

Graham: My mother got married in pants.

[group applauds]

Mary: All right, let's see, uh, Dolph!

Dolph: Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.

Mary: Hilary?

Hilary: Um, all girl boarding school.

Mary: Sinead.

Sinead: I was born in France.

Mary: Clayton.

Clayton Dunn: My mom let me play in her pumps.

Jan: I like balls.

Mary: Why, thank you for that Jan.

[group applauds]

Mary: Joel?

Joel: Traumatic... bris. So... yeah.

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Andre: She's just upset because the fish on her plate is the only kind she can eat.

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Graham: What, would you tie her to your bed and zap her to death, or are you running low on batteries?

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Megan: You didn't tell me you were taking me to a gay bar!

Graham: Well, where else would we go?

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Peter Bloomfield: It's about your um... well... um...

Nancy Bloomfield: Your little field trip to the Cocksucker

Peter Bloomfield: Your field trip to the C...

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Mary: [to Graham, after she caught her making out with Megan] It's your choice: you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke, or you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life.

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Mary: Get out of bed! You hormonal hussy! I can't believe you did this. You were supposed to be the role model! Now, Get - Up - Right - Now!

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Megan: So it sounds stupid to you but I really love it. Cheerleading's the one thing that's kept me happy. It's exhilarating.

Graham: I would love to see you cheer.

Megan: Don't make fun of me!

Graham: No, I'm not. I'm not. Don't you think maybe I'm just jealous that you love something?

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Graham: I'm Graham and I like girls. A lot.

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Jan: I mean, everybody thinks I'm this big dyke because... 'cause I wear baggy pants, I play softball, and... and I'm not as pretty as other girls, but that doesn't make me gay. I mean, I like guys. I can't help it. I just want a big fat wiener up my...

Andre: Amen, sister.

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Sinead: If that little twink would've narced on me, heads would have rolled.

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Megan: I'm stuck on "5, 6, 7, 8, God is good..."

Graham: "God is straight!"

Megan: Hey, that's good.

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Mike: Boys! Don't you see how sad and pathetic you all are? Always wanting something you can't have. If I catch you looking at another man like that ever again, you'll be watching sports... the whole weekend!

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Dolph: I'm doing this for you, not for Clayton!

Megan: Yeah, right.

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Lloyd: We're just trying to provide you all with a balanced perspective, to see that there are options. In the end, it's up to you whether you choose to live a...

Larry: Lie.

Lloyd: Whether you want to be who you are or keep it hidden is really more what we're about.

Megan: So you run like, the underground homo railroad.

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Sinead: I'm Sinead. I like pain. I'm a homosexual.

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