No 73 looks like nothing but a boarded-up ruin. Martin and Hazel Edwards have moved out of No 75. Still, T'Pau arrives to perform in the cellar, and there are two new house mates: Jules Callahan and Nadia de Lemeny.
David Rubin answers the add at Mr. Patel's to share a room with Jules. Dawn and Nadia find him quite a dish. Neil prefers to watch the Communards perform. Jules tries his hand at film editing. David Taylor has brought a giant tortoise.
Neil Buchanan always thought he was fit, but new resident David Rubin eclipses Neil's efforts. On the other hand, David's roommate Jules would rather stay in bed with his hidden pet.
Harry Stern presents the premiere of the latest Front Door Production multi part epic: "From Flusher With Love". Starring Dawn Lodge as Janice Bond and Harry himself as Aaron Dreck. However, the event is to be kept top secret in case the landlord hears about it.
Harry is driving Hamilton mad during his driving lessons. Jo Connor has a crush on David Rubin. Neil in turn, is upset with Jo. Roger Taylor from Queen is playing in the cellar with his other band, The Cross. Kim wants to move out and into a flat of her own.
Birch's solicitor, James Squire, has a soft spot for Dawn, so she tries to take advantage of this to counter his evil boss. Guests include a Chinese Theatre company.
Kim is treating everyone to her Halloween tricks. Rob the Builder now calls himself Dr. Rob. Harry has offended Hamilton. All that and a world record attempt, body building, acrobatics, an exciting installment of Janice Bond in "From Flusher With Love" and an episode of "The Trap Door".
Neil, Jo & Robert are slack-jawed to find Harry Stern has nabbed himself an aristocratic girlfriend, Philippa. Also pulling faces in the house are several Gurners.
The No 73 tendency is to be terminated on January 2nd 1988. Dawn is trying to take over a theme park so everybody can move in there. Meanwhile Little Frank wants to ditch Frank Sidebottom and get a new partner for Christmas.
It's time to say goodbye and move out of No 73. The gang is having a great big House Cooling Party. Everyone's welcome, but make sure to bring a packing case.