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Hotel Splendide (2000)
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Writer:
Terence Gross (written by)
Release Date:
22 September 2000 (UK)
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...The Last Resort
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The Hotel Splendide is on a remote and cold island, accessible only by a once-a-month ferry. It's a...
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Chef
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Spa Resort
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Independent Film
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Hotel S**t!
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Cast
(Cast overview, first billed only)| Toni Collette | ... | Kath | |
| Daniel Craig | ... | Ronald Blanche | |
| Katrin Cartlidge | ... | Cora Blanche | |
| Stephen Tompkinson | ... | Dezmond Blanche | |
| Hugh O'Conor | ... | Stanley Smith | |
| Helen McCrory | ... | Lorna Bull | |
| Peter Vaughan | ... | Morton Blanche | |
| Joerg Stadler | ... | Sergei Gorgonov | |
| Claire Cathcart | ... | Lorraine Bull (as Clare Cathcart) | |
| John Boswell | ... | Bellboy | |
| Toby Jones | ... | Kitchen boy | |
| Dan Hildebrand | ... | Waiter | |
| Nadine Leonard | ... | Chambermaid | |
| Len Hibberd | ... | The Fisherman | |
| Imogen Claire | ... | Image / voice of Mrs Blanche (voice) |
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Hotel Sordide (UK) (working title)
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98 min
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Desmond's brother, Ronald, is cook and has created a distinct cuisine based on seaweed and eels.
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This film is so bad I can hardly believe it. It has no point, no humor and lacks any creativity at all;the movie, so called, sums up what is wrong with the UK and the type of films coming from there. Take a group of talentless actors, a ridiculous script and mix that with a brand of toilet humor concentrating on bowel movements and you will get some idea what this garbage is about. Possibly the ugliest actors I have ever seen in one film. How on earth any one can getting funding for such a load of rubbish, goodness knows. Everything is wrong with the film; the era it is set in....are we in the 1920's....see the gramaphone, or modern day see the hair-styles? Whatever non-entity created this drivel must have a fixation with either his mother, his digestive system...or more likely..... his sanity. Dear of dear: trash unlimited.