The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror VI (1995)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz
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Quotes
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[while Bart is playing frisbee with his dog, Willie arrives at his front yard]
Groundskeeper Willie : Glad to rake your acquaintance.
[laughs evilly]
Bart Simpson : [Bart wakes up screaming]
Bart Simpson : [sighs] Ohh... it was only a dream.
[Bart sees the scratches on his body and screams again]
Homer Simpson : [from elsewhere, sounding worried] Bart! Is that you?
Bart Simpson : Yes!
Homer Simpson : Take out the garbage.
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Dr. Hibbert : Homer, this is your physician, Dr. Julius Hibbert. Can you tell us what's it like in there?
Homer Simpson : Um, it's like, uh... did anyone see the movie Tron?
Dr. Hibbert : No.
Lisa Simpson : No.
Chief Wiggum : No.
Marge Simpson : No.
Bart Simpson : No.
Selma : No.
Chief Wiggum : No.
Ned Flanders : No.
Selma : No.
Prof. John Frink : No.
Reverend Lovejoy : No.
Chief Wiggum : Yes. I mean, I'm a-I mean, no. No.
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[in his dream, Martin is dressed as a wizard]
Martin : I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
[Martin spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it]
Martin : Aha! "Morire": to die. "Morit": he, she, or it dies.
[Willie morphs out of the blackboard; Martin gasps]
Groundskeeper Willie : "Moris"? You die!
Martin : [runs off] Aah!
Groundskeeper Willie : [laughs] You've mastered a dead tongue, but can you handle a live one?
[Willie's tongue shoots out of his mouth, wraps around Martin, and squeezes him]
Groundskeeper Willie : [in class, Martin twists and screams, then collapses on the floor]
Nelson : Ha ha!
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Homer Simpson : Oh, no. Better ride this one out in the closet.
[Opens closet door; Bart and Lisa are inside]
Lisa Simpson : Sorry, dad. This is our spot.
Homer Simpson : Oh, yeah? But it's my house, so it's my spot.
Bart Simpson : Nu-uh, 'cause we called it.
Homer Simpson : Did not.
Lisa Simpson : Well, we're calling it now.
Homer Simpson : You are?
Bart Simpson : 'fraid so.
Homer Simpson : Oh, you got me with your legal mumbo jumbo.
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Bart : Willie's gone for good. Now I can get back to my normal dreams - me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl.
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Bart : I'll save you, dad. I can't get any closer. You'll have to jump.
Homer Simpson : Piece of cake, son. Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!
[Homer falls right into the hole and goes into pieces which then explode]
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[after Willie gets turned into a bagpipe spider and grabs Bart]
Bart Simpson : Help, Lisa! Help!
Lisa Simpson : [as she approaches Bart] Bart, you're in trouble! Wake up!
Bart Simpson : Wait a minute... if you're here, then you've fallen asleep too!
Lisa Simpson : I'm not asleep, I'm justing resting my eye...
Lisa Simpson : [Willie grabs Lisa] ... uh-oh! Goodbye, Bart.
Bart Simpson : Goodbye, Lis. Hope you get reincarnated as someone who can stay awake for fifteen minutes!
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Marge Simpson : Bart, what happened?
Bart Simpson : Well, we hit a little snag when the universe sort of collapsed on itself. But dad seemed cautiously optimistic.
Homer Simpson : Craaaaaaap!
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Bart : And then he raked at me across the crest. and then the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared! Groundkeeper Willie!
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Bart : You're right. The only thing left to do is go into my dream and force Willie into a final showdown. You stay awake. And if it looks like I'm trouble, wake me up.
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Bart : Help! Lisa, help!
Lisa Simpson : Bart, you're in trouble! Wake up!
Bart : Wait a minute - if your'e here, then you've fallen asleep, too!
Lisa Simpson : I'm not asleep, I'm just resting my eye - ut-oh. Agh! Aaagh! Good-bye, Bart.
Bart : Good-bye, Lise. I hope you get reincarnated as someone who can stay awake for fifteen minutes!
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Bart : What are you waiting for? Wreck the school. You know you wanna.
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Bart : I agree. Destory the school.
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Bart : It was only a dream.
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Bart : Come on, Willie. I know you're out there. The sandbox! Hey, lawn boy! You missed a spot!