Memorable quotes for
The Wolves of Kromer (1998) More at IMDbPro »

Gabriel: Surely they knew. Parents can always tell when one of their kids gonna turn out to be wolves.
Seth: I'd always suspected. I mean, Mom used to tell me to tuck my tail into my jeans, and Dad used to make jokes about boys like me. It's like they just hoped it would go away.
Gabriel: What happened?
Seth: It was a full moon.
[Gabriel responds unintelligibly]
Seth: I just couldn't help myself. Now, I locked the door, but they burst in and found me in all my glory: fur, tail, claws, the lot. I was holding a copy of Wolf Weekly.
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The Priest: There were no wolves in the Garden of Eden, Fanny.
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Gabriel: You should call them and let them know you're still alive.
Seth: I left them a letter.
Gabriel: What did it say?
Seth: Don't be looking for me, I'm not coming back.
Gabriel: Nice to leave on a positive note.
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Gabriel: Here.
Seth: What?
Gabriel: Guess what's in my paw.
Seth: I don't know?
Gabriel: Yours.
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The Priest: Well, I just hope they don't try to settle. They only bring disease and spread trouble wherever they go. They're unpleasant creatures. We should all keep an eye out.
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[Laying in wait while a woman approaches with a baby stroller]
Gabriel: Okay, now get ready.
Seth: Wha'chu mean, "get ready?" I'm not doin' this on my own. What if she puts up a fight? She'll expect me to bite her.
Gabriel: Just growl and show your teeth.
Seth: What if she shows hers?
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Seth: Wait. Can't you see what big ears I have?
Polly: All the better for me to nibble.
Seth: My eyes. My eyes are enormous.
Polly: All the better to see me with.
Seth: My, what big hairy arms.
Polly: All the better to hold me.
Seth: What a big mouth I have.
Polly: All the better for you to kiss me.
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Jayce: D'you want a sausage?
Gabriel: As long as you're not on the end of it.
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Kester: [to the priest] I'll be fine. I'll see you in church at the service tomorrow. If I see the wolves, I'll send them in your direction, that's if they don't eat me first.
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