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Derrick: [answering professor] Gossip and news *are* the same thing, they've always been the same thing. People tell stories, that's what makes us human.

Professor Goodwin: Come on Webb, connect the dots. Be clear...

Derrick: People pass a bunch of stories around in a tribe and finally someone writes 'em down, and you have religion.

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[Travis drawing in a cafe]

Jones: Travis.

Travis: Jones, I was just um,

Jones: Travis we gotta tell someone, you and me, I cant do this on my own.

Travis: Maybe it'll just blow over

Jones: It's not gonna blow over, if we don't tell someone...

Travis: [hits the table angrily] You wanna turn on Derrick? After everything he's done for you? You are nothing without him, you know that? That's pathetic!

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Derrick: You were thinking, Oh my God, I can't believe I got raped by my boyfriend AGAIN! Only you didn't know that both times it was me.

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Derrick: Nice people don't live life. I don't wanna go through all my days being all sweet and polite and then realize, when I'm 80, that I'm just some nice dead person.

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Derrick: My friend, the sea is wide; there are many fish. Many, many fish.

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Jones: Well, will wonders never cease? Derrick Webb tells the truth.

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Derrick: What are they gonna say?

Travis: It's just words.

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Travis: I'm just kind of having a little dialogue with gravity.

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Jones: Derrick, Travis has a gun.

Derrick: [with a gun to his head] Thanks for the news flash.

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Jones: I wonder who she thinks you are.

Travis: I don't know, but I bet he gets laid a lot.

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[first lines]

Jones: I'm a girl with a problem. It's not like I don't know better. But I seem to have gotten myself involved a very tempting situation.

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