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(1997– )

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Jessie: [after encountering a smelly Gloom] It smells TERRIBLE.

James of Team Rocket: It smells like old sneakers mixed with rotten eggs and dead fish with just a hint of skunk fumes.

Meowth: My nose feels like it's on fire!

Jessie: Meowth, you don't have a nose.

Meowth: Huh?

[Looks at the empty space]

Meowth: My nose! What happened? The stink dissolved it off my face!

[pauses]

Meowth: Hmm? Oh! Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. The cartoonist never gave me a nose.

Pokedex: Ratata forages in the forest for fruits, roots, nuts, and berries.

Ash: But this isn't a forest! It's an open field!

Pokedex: They also come out to open fields to steal food from stupid travellers.

Ash: D-Does that mean that... I'm stupid?

Pikachu: [laughing hard] Pika, pika, pika!

Jessie: Prepare for trouble.

James of Team Rocket: And make it double.

Jessie: To protect the world from devastation.

James of Team Rocket: To unite all people within our nation.

Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love.

James of Team Rocket: To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie: Jessie.

James of Team Rocket: James.

Jessie: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light.

James of Team Rocket: Surrender now or prepare to fight.

Meowth: Meowth. That's right.

Meowth: I hate water, especially WET water.

Meowth: [after successfully binding a Hypno and Drowzee to their metal-winged flying system] We got them! Now, we'll fly away with our catch!

James of Team Rocket: I don't get it. Why didn't we do this from the beginning?

Jessie: [referring to the show runtime] Well, we HAVE to fill a half-hour!

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Old Woman/Ghastly: I've been watching you. You're up to no good! And there's no good in your future!

James of Team Rocket: Who? The police, the sheriff, the FBI?

Old Woman/Ghastly: I see a young and beautiful woman who will lead you to a cruel fate.

James of Team Rocket: I don't need a fortune teller to know that. Some woman is ALWAYS causing me trouble! It's a curse...

Jessie: [stares suspiciously towards James] WHO exactly do you mean?

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Ash: If anybody's out there, you can come out. And if you're a monster or a ghost, you can stay where you are.

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Narrator: So the story continues

James of Team Rocket: Drats! We just wasted this entire episode cheering for the good guys.

Narrator: That's right James.

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Jessie: Just once, I'd like to make a dramatic exit that DOESN'T involve a life-threatening explosion.

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Misty: Oh no. Staryu's in real pain.

Ash: How can you tell? It doesn't even have a face.

Misty: It's because I'M sensitive to others feelings.

Ash: Oh yeah, like I'm not.

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Brock Harrison: When you have lemons, you make lemonade; and when you have rice, you make rice balls.

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James of Team Rocket: Thundershock, Thunderbolt... I've been destroyed by Pikachu's attacks so many times I know them all by heart.

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Ash: It's following Pikachu around like its a streaker or something,

Brock Harrison: Huh Ash you mean a STALKER!

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James of Team Rocket: Drat. We just wasted this whole episode cheering for the good guys.

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Jessie: That boy on the poster looks just like you, James.

James of Team Rocket: He does? I think he looks pathetic.

Meowth: That's what she meant, James.

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Officer Jenny: Oh, I left my motorcycle at the front desk.

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Misty: Where's Professor Ivy?

[Brock groans and turns blue]

Ash: Brock? What's wrong?

Brock: I don't want to talk about it

Ash: Why not?

Brock: She mentioned... that name.

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Nurse Joy: I know why you're surprised. I look like all the other nurses, don't I? My first cousin works in Pewter City, and my second cousin works in Viridian City. I think I'm the prettiest one, don't you?

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Jessie: If Pikachu loses this battle...

James of Team Rocket: You're right! It's not worth stealing after all. We've wasted all this time.

Meowth: Maybe you can steal Raichu.

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Brock Harrison: [Team Rocket has just performed a cheer for Ash and Pikachu] That was really disturbing.

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Ash: I had to send in about a million postcards to get that hat!

Misty: Well, no wonder I didn't get mine. I only submitted one.

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James of Team Rocket: With enemies like that, who needs friends?

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[Brock growls at Charmandar]

Brock Harrison: Light the lamp not me.

[Pikachu laughs]

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Jessie: This couldn't have worked better if we'd planned it.

James of Team Rocket: If we'd planned it, it wouldn't have worked at all!

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Meowth: Pikachu won't change. If it's going to battle Raichu, it's going to do it just as it is. It's going to battle in the name of all Pikachus!

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Jessie: Good thing we ran into this sign.

James of Team Rocket: Yes, it's a good sign.

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Ash: Hey, guys, help me out of this hole.

Misty: We'd love to help you, Ash, but unfortunately, you're standing on us.

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May: Hey! That's my egg!

James of Team Rocket: Ahh! That's my Mime Jr.

Jessie: We're here for Elekid and Pikachu.

James of Team Rocket: TIME OUT!

[James comes running out of Team Rocket's Golem machine]

May: [May runs up to James] I'll trade you.

James of Team Rocket: That sounds like a plan.

May: Here you go!

James of Team Rocket: Thanks.

MayJames of Team Rocket: Bye!

James of Team Rocket: Ahh! My Mime Jr is back where it belongs.

May: [Giggling] I got my egg back.

James of Team Rocket: Now Where were we?

Meowth: We were about to take Elekid and Pikachu.

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Torchic: Torchic? Torchic?

[Torchic starts crying]

Max , Caterpie, Butterfree, Additional Voices: Oh Torchic! There you are.

Meowth: What's wrong?

Max , Caterpie, Butterfree, Additional Voices: Torchic is afraid it will never see May again.

Meowth: Well, crying ain't gonna help, I already tried that.

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Mrs. Ketchum: Don't forget to change your you-know-what every day.

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James of Team Rocket: We have a proud tradition of failure to uphold.

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Jessie: We may be mean and nasty, but we'd never turn our backs on a teammate in trouble.

James of Team Rocket: As long as we're not exposed to any actual physical danger.

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Meowth: My brain says to run but my legs ain't listening.

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May: Come on! I've seen slugma run faster than you. Nuuuuummmm!

Max , Caterpie, Butterfree, Additional Voices: [growling] You are a slugma!

Brock Harrison: [sighs] It's great to see those two get along so well.

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Flint: Pewter City is grey, the color of stone. My name is Flint, and you're sitting on my merchandise, young man.

Ash: You sell rocks?

Flint: Pewter City souveneirs, you want to buy some?

Ash: No thanks. I'm traveling trying to become a Pokemon trainer.

Flint: Well, your Pokemon is in bad shape. Come on, I'll take you to the Pokemon center.

Ash: He seems like a nice guy.

Misty: Are you sure?

Flint: By the way, that'll be a two dollar charge for resting on my rock.

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James of Team Rocket: I can't see a foot my front of my face.

Meowth: If you don't shut up, you'll see a foot in front of your face!

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Pikachu: [screaming as a gigantic Ryhorn comes charging towards them] PIKA PI!

Meowth: My head says to move but my feet ain't listening!

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[Puffing up]

Jigglypuff: Jiggly puff puff.

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Jessie: Where did you get all that chocolate? You're holding out on us.

James of Team Rocket: This is mine. Remember? We all got one yesterday.

Meowth: You ate half of mine.

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Jessie: Buried alive and trampled. We've hit rock bottom!

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Ash: I was so kicking your butt there, Misty!

Misty: What? You know you lost with Butterfree!

Ash: That was just Round 1. After that, I made a huge comeback!

Misty: If Team Rocket hadn't busted in, I would have destroyed you!

Ash: You're lucky they showed up; you were about to lose.

Misty: Lose? I was just getting started!

Ash: Oh yeah?

Misty: Oh yeah!

Brock Harrison: Oh brother!

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Ash: I thought you said, "pacing", not "passing"!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

[holds up a ping-pong paddle]

Ash: I said, "padding"... I mean, I said "pacing"!

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Ash: Pikachu, our lucky star is shining today!

Misty: Where? I don't see it. How can you see a star in the middle of the day?

Ash: I don't mean it's actually shining!

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James of Team Rocket: I want food.

Jessie: Stop that!

Meowth: Yeah, that whining only makes you hungrier.

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Jessie: That is the Fushia Gym.

James of Team Rocket: It looks to me like a Japanese restaurant.

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James of Team Rocket: Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Jessie: Team Rocket's blasting off again!

Meowth: Team Rocket's blasting off again!

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Ash: You miss your mom don't you Larvitar? Don't worry because we're going to get your mother back. I promise.

Ranger Mason: Don't you worry Larvitar. We're going to do everything we can to get your mother back.

[Larvitar freezes]

Misty: This Larvitar hardens everytime someone it doesn't know tries to talk to it.

Ranger Mason: What's the matter? Did I make it freeze?

Brock Harrison: This Larvitar needs time to warm up to people

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Misty: Isn't that color a little bright for a ninja?

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Professor Birch , Additional Voices: [growling] You know that's not a Silcoon that you have. That's a Casscoon.

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Ash: You miss your mom don't you Larvitar? Don't worry because we're going to get your mother back. I promise.

Ranger Mason: He's right Larvitar. We're going to do everything we can to get your mother back.

[Larvitar freezes]

Misty: Uh-oh. It's freezing again.

Ranger Mason: What's the matter? Did I make it freeze?

Brock Harrison: This Larvitar needs time to warm up to people

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Misty: Just when you give him a break, he has to be a nice guy, too.

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[Pikachu runs circles around Leiutennat Surge's Raichu]

Misty Williams: The plan is working like you said it would Brock.

Brock Harrison: Right. Raichu evolved too fast and it never learned any of the speed attacks it can only learn in the Pikachu stage.

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Brock: It's oh too clear to me now. It was because of a painful seperation from its mother that Larvitar is petrified of the outside world. With zero trust in humans.

Misty: That Tiranitar must be Larvitar's mother.

Ash: Poor Larvitar. Lavitar please you have to remember all of the good times that we had together.

Brock: Not all humans are bad. You just have to give us a chance.

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Lily Williams: I guess you could say it

[the pokemon match between Ash and Misty]

Lily Williams: was called on account of "drain?"

[laughs]

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Bryce: What kind of idiot would forcibly steal someone else's Pokemon?

James of Team Rocket: Well, how many kinds are there?

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Lily Williams: [to Seel] Which side are you rooting for?

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Surge: I guess you'll learn that playing with the big boys can be a shock in experience.

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Gary Oak: Why don't you let your stomach do the talking?

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Ash: Hey Pikachu. You did a great job.

Pikachu: Big-Pikachu.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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