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Mad Cows (1999)

 -  Comedy  -  29 October 1999 (UK)
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A single mother's postnatal state leads her on a race to save her child and her sanity.

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A single mother's postnatal state leads her on a race to save her child and her sanity.

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They don't take no bull

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£140,202 (UK) (29 October 1999)

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£140,202 (UK) (29 October 1999)
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They knocked down the cinema the next week....
23 June 2004 | by (hampshire, UK) – See all my reviews

...no really they did - not just because this film was so awful, but you simply never know! To take some of the UK's finest character actors, take one of the funniest antidotes to 'chick-lit shopping novels' I've ever read to produce this steaming pile of 'god-awfulness' beggars belief. Okay, so casting 'talent Dyson' Anna Friel wasn't the greatest idea ever but Joanna Lumley and Greg Wise couldn't even carry it on their (absolutely!) fabulous shoulders. These types of movie are one of the reasons that the UK film industry is still flagging ('cough...nepotism...ahem). The director tried some bold moves and techniques but poor Anna just wasn't worthy of them. My partner still hasn't forgiven me for taking him to this, do you know how many Arnie / Bruce / zombie films I had to (uncomplainingly) sit through as penance? The book is outstanding, her best ever, if you are thinking of renting this movie I urge you to buy a book instead - and if you're not a big reader then you could stick pins in your legs as you watch it, it may help you stay awake.


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