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Deal of a Lifetime (1999) Poster

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Henry: Look at her, Foster, isn't she amazing?

Foster: Yea, I mean if you consider tight sweaters and wet lips amazing...she's pretty amazing.

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Jerry: You're like Romeo without Juliet, Cleopatra without...the right shoes.

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Tina: He told me to tell you, and I quote, that the flaming fruitcake can just wait until his office freezes over.

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Henry: Hi, I'm Henry Spooner, and uh, you've ignored me for about ten years but, um...I'm president of the chess club!

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Foster: That's not bad, for a dead guy.

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Foster: Is she wearing that little harem thing, 'cause if she is I'm gonna have to think about it.

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Jerry: So, ready to join the team?

Henry: No thanks, I'm not that athletic.

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Henry: Thank you, birds.

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Foster: I learned a long time ago that people who peak in high school don't have anywhere to go.

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Jerry: Okay, first of all, rule number one? We don't grab Versache, we coach it.

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Jerry: Oh, so what's Foster now, Amish? How nice for him. Someday he'll be able to grow a beard and it'll all make sense.

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