The Powerpuff Girls (1998–2005)
Professor Utonium: Powerpuff hotline.
Mayor: Oh, this is terrible! Terrible!
Professor Utonium: Well, Mr. Terrible, I'm sorry, but this line is reserved for...
Mayor: No, no, no! This is the Mayor! I need the girls immediately!
Professor Utonium: [laughing] Sorry, Mayor. See, I thought you were...
[the Mayor screams over the line]
Professor Utonium: Sorry. Hold on, Mayor.
Narrator: Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls. But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction... Chemical X. Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born. Using their ultra-superpowers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime and the forces of evil.
Buttercup: It's about time the Mayor filled that giant pothole.
Bubbles: I think it's nice that the Mayor is keeping Townsville nice.
Bubbles: Uh, filling potholes is his job, Bubbles. Being nice has nothing to do with it.
Professor Utonium: Girls, time to get up. Breakfast is ready.
Buttercup: Bacon and eggs?
Blossom: French toast?
Professor Utonium: Liver and onions.
Buttercup: Liver and onions? I hate liver and onions! This stuff isn't even fit for a dog to eat!
Bubbles: That's it! We'll feed it to our dog.
Buttercup: Duh! We don't have a dog!
Blossom: So, now how do we get the money to afford the destructoray? Think, girls, think. Except you, Bubbles.
Narrator: The city of Townsville! What's this? People running for their lives? Yeah, yeah, what else is new?
Mayor: No! I didn't take it! It was Ms. Bellum!
Narrator: There! It's time for you to make your speech.
Mayor: Okay... what speech?
Narrator: The speech you will make!
Narrator: No, not "oh!" You!
Narrator: No, you!
Narrator: No, not me! You, the mayor!
Narrator: Yes! That's what I said!
Mayor: Now, wait a minute. Who's "I"?
Narrator: I is you!
Mayor: Stop it!
Narrator: Gee, are you okay?
Mayor: I don't know any more!
Narrator: Oh, forget it.
Bubbles: We'll be forced into hard labor by evil-forced cobbler elves!
Buttercup: Evil-forced cobbler elves?
Bubbles: Well... yeah.
Buttercup: Fighting robot? For what?
Professor Utonium: So all the nerds out there will think I'm cool.
Mojo Jojo: But, but, but...
Blossom: But is right, and yours is about to get kicked!
Bubbles: Is this a stick up?
Blossom: It's more like a stuck up!
Buttercup: Running to the nearest girl with curls.
[Acting all jealous, then looks at Blossom and Bubbles]
Buttercup: NOT LIKE I CARE!
Buttercup: Well, I wish there is something that would happen.
Bubbles: The Gang Green Gang! You wish for them? I thought you were over them.
Buttercup: Why do you gotta bring up old stuff?
Professor Utonium: Bring it on, daddy-o.
Mojo Jojo: Oh that is so LAME. You will PAY for your use of inappropriate dialogue.
Mojo Jojo: I wasn't born a super villain chimp with an oversized brain you know. Evil geniuses are made not born.
Mojo Jojo: I swear that today is the day that I will develop a plan so diabolical and evil that I will crush the Powerpuff Girls. But first... I must attend to the dishes that I have soiled with the food that I have eaten.
Narrator: Just because you're a genius doesn't mean you're a smart guy.
Mayor: Mojo Jojo is destroying Soho with his Robo Jojo, and that's a big no-no. So hurry up and go-go.
Mojo Jojo: Now to catch up on the world's latest events that have happened that this paper has reported with the words that they wrote.
Buttercup: Careful, Bubbles. Your ego is showing.
Bubbles: [scanning herself] Huh? What? Where?
Princess: I know you think I'm too little to own my own city, but don't worry. I won't let you down. I'll be the best little capitalist piglet Princess you ever had.
Narrator: Oh, I just love these stories where you laugh and learn.
Truant Officer: I was being sarcastic, which is another big word you'll learn in school. But you wouldn't know that considering you've never attended one of this country's great educational facilities, which is a thought that just sickens me.
Soldier: Roger, Bravo Delta, this is Sitting Duck. I have Bogie Queen in my sights, and I'm, uh, going to shoot bullets at it now.
Reporter: And it is this reporter's opinion that perhaps none of this would've happened if the Powerpuff Girls would've just saved the day.
Buttercup: OK, let's take care of these knuckleheads and get back to school.
Bubbles: All right already! We get the picture! We were there, remember?
Buttercup: You're just jealous.
Bubbles: I am not, just because Blossom wouldn't do it doesn't mean I would.
Bubbles: [angrily] Uh-uh!
[Bubbles punches Buttercup down the hall]
Blossom: It was an accident. It was really good. Really.
[the doll's face has ripped off]
Mayor: Girls... What is it that makes a man, a man?
Professor Utonium: I remember when the premiere issue of "Extreme Chemical Physics" came out. I was so anxious to get a copy I...
[notices the girls are gone]
Professor Utonium: Oh, is the latest issue out already?
Bubbles: Goodness gracious! Sir, you are being slowly digested. We need to get you to a hospital.
Slim: Why don't you go? You're the bossman.
Bossman: Huh? I can't go. I'm the getaway driver.
Slim: But you don't have a car.
Narrator: There's one animal that doesn't play well with others: the mutated monkey Mojo Jojo. In one of his more pathetic disguises, I might add.
Mojo Jojo: I have no intention of comitting any crimes. Today.
Blossom: Then what were you doing before we got here?
Mojo Jojo: Sleeping.
Buttercup: Before that?
Mojo Jojo: Reading the paper!
Blossom: Oh. Well you better behave yourself, or we'll be back!
Mojo Jojo: [sarcastically] Oh goodness. I better not snore!