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Cecil B. DeMented (2000) Poster

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Cecil: Power to the people who punish bad cinema!

Cecil: There are no rules in underground cinema, only edges.

Cherish: All my directors fuck me.

Cecil: I am not all your directors! I am Cecil B. Demented!

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Sniffles: Nobody here but us whackers.

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Honey: How can you be a drug addict in the new millennium? It's so retro.

Lyle: Before I was a drug addict, I had so many different problems. Now I just have one - drugs! Gave my life a real focus.

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Cecil: I have a vision!

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Fidget: Hey, hey MPAA, how many movies have you censored today?

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[takes a big sip from a chalice]

Raven: It's goat's urine. Want some?

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Cecil: Demented forever!

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Cecil: Death to mainstream cinema!

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Petie: Tell me about Mel Gibson's dick and balls!

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Cecil: Action Fans! Help us!

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Cecil: I am Cecil B. Demented! And this is a fucking kidnapping!

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Rodney: I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality!

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Honey: No! Please let me go! I promise I won't tell anyone about your little movie!

Cecil: Little?

Honey: I didn't mean, you know, *little*. I meant, you know, low-budget... ly cult.

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Raven: Pain is pleasure! Slavery is freedom! Suicide for Satan!

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Cecil: Celibacy for celluloid!

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Candy counter girl: Do you know Quentin Tarantino? I love his movies!

Cecil: No adlibbing!

[fires gun]

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Dinah: Hey! We're not union! And we're takin' over this movie!

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Cecil: I'm Cecil B. Demented, and you're in my movie. Do not look into the lens and ruin the shot or you will be shot.

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[filming a scene for "Raving Beauty"]

Honey: It's that fucking new multiplex that opened in the mall, isn't it?

Cherish: I heard they were sold out last night, mom.

Lyle: No, not for the Flinstones sequel...!

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Cecil: No one gets laid until we've finished our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first!

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[Raven introduces herself to Honey]

Raven: Hi, I'm Raven, I'm a Satanist and I'll be doing your make-up.

[changes tone]

Raven: You look so pale...

[angrily slaps Honey, then turns sweet again]

Raven: Sorry, but Satan says you need more color.

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Cherish: Porno Fans! It's me, Cherish! And I need your hardcore help!

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Cecil: I'm a prophet against profit!

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Honey: Raven, you know, you're a really pretty girl. You could escape from all of this madness.

Raven: Escape to what, Honey? I mean, my father is Zo-Zo, the three headed guard dog at the gate to hell.

Honey: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

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Honey: I am ready for my close-up, Mr. Demented.

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Cecil: Technique is nothing more than failed style.

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Cecil: [the camera operator has just been shot] Principal photography has been completed!

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Honey: Family is just a dirty word for censorship.

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Cherish: We can fuck now?

Cecil: From here to Timbuktu!

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Fidget: No! I want to go home! I don't want to be in show business anymore!

Cecil: I knew you were the weak one, Fidget. Just remember, your parents liked Godzilla.

Lyle: They wouldn't even let you see R-rated films as a child.

Dinah: They've never even been to a midnight movie.

Chardonnay: They enjoy classic TV sitcoms turned into feature length films.

Cherish: They've never rented a porno movie.

Cecil: And to top it all off, they talk out loud in the theatre once the feature has begun.

Honey: Oh, that really is unforgivable, Fidget.

Fidget: Okay, okay! My parents are the enemies of film!

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Honey: Cherish, this is America, you know. It's a free country. People can make bad movies if they so desire.

Cecil: Not anymore they don't!

Cherish: You think just cause you've made "real" movies you're better than me, don't you?

Honey: Oh, please.

Cherish: Do you know why I became a porno star?

[everyone in van groans]

Cecil: Cherish has recovered memory.

Cherish: When I was ten years old, my entire family fucked me under the Christmas tree.

Honey: I'm so sorry.

Cherish: Yeah, I bet you are... "jingle balls, jingle balls" my stupid brother started singing.

Honey: [laughs]

Cherish: You think that's funny?

Honey: [still laughing] No, I don't.

Cecil: That's all behind you now, Cherish. We're here, and we're makin' movies.

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Cecil: Continue eating the oysters or you will be shot and killed!

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