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In Baltimore, guerrilla filmmaker Cecil B. Demented leads a band of cinema revolutionaries who kidnap Honey Whitlock, a bitchy and aging movie star of big-budget froth. Cecil wants her in his movie, a screed against Hollywood they film during blitzkrieg attacks on a multiplex, a Maryland Film Commission press conference, and the set of a "Forrest Gump" sequel. He insists on celibacy; the cast and crew channel sexual energy into the production. With a family-values coalition, aggrieved Teamsters, and the police on their trail, Cecil needs help from porno, kung-fu, and drive-in audiences. What about Honey? Will she bolt or refuse to act? Or will she hit her marks and light up the screen? Written by
This was like the worst kind of student film but ten times as long. It opened reasonably promisingly and Melanie Griffiths was quite funny but, right at the point where the box office would probably refuse to refund your ticket price on the grounds of crapness, it took a horrible turn for the worse and stayed there. I have to say that I don't think you can blame the actors - the script and direction were both pathetic and infantile. Sad to see a film which knocks Hollywood blockbusters turn out to be so very much inferior to them. Waters is hoist with his own petard!
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