- Paul Winchell: [after noticing Jerry has got back in bed] Jerry!
- Jerry: Don't holler! Don't holler!
- Paul Winchell: How'd you get back in bed?
- Paul Winchell: You don't know how the world began?
- Jerry: Well it was a little before my time.
- Paul Winchell: Very funny.
- Paul Winchell: [trying to teach Knucklehead some basic arithmetic] Put one finger up. What do you have?
- Ventriloquist Dummy: One.
- Paul Winchell: Now put another finger up. What do you have?
- Ventriloquist Dummy: Eleven.