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Richard Strong: This is not good.
Share thisRichard Strong: "The truth will set you free", what is that about? "The truth will set you free"? Well, not if ya did it.
Share this[upon realizing that no one is watching the channel they bought]
Victor: Why did we want a channel again?
Veronica: Good question.
Victor: Why would anyone want a channel?
Veronica: Better question.
Victor: Then why did I get a satellite dish?
Veronica: Because Richard got one.
Victor: Damn him.
Share thisAlan Roy: Do you know what it costs to produce television if it doesn't have to be any good? I assure you, our collection of third rate programming is second to none.
Share thisVeronica: You went to Sundance before it was famous? That doesn't sound like you.
Alan Roy: I was skiing.
Veronica: That sounds like you.
Share thisVictor: How could you do this to me? How could you say that the Bionic Woman is fundamentally flawed?
Richard Strong: Okay, she's a bionic woman, I get that. But she has that bionic ear.
Victor: Yeah, super hearing!
Richard Strong: But wouldn't that mean that she'd be hearing everything at once? Wouldn't she just go crazy?
Victor: She does flip her hair out of the way.
Richard Strong: Oh, so the hair makes all the difference?
Victor: She has VERY THICK HAIR!
Richard Strong: Now you're just being unreasonable.
Share thisAlan Roy: So you're out of the hospital now, huh?
Wanda: Uh, yeah!
Alan Roy: Made a speedy recovery, didn't you?
Wanda: Yeah, I, uh, I did.
Alan Roy: So what was it? Low blood sugar? Scurvy?
Wanda: Um... low blood scurvy?
Share thisVictor: Remember New Orleans?
Raymond Drodge: Oh, I remember New Orleans.
Victor: I don't. That's why I love it. It's new every time I go!
Share thisMoses Znaimer: So why did you agree to come here?
Richard Strong: I was... curious.
Moses Znaimer: Curious?
Richard Strong: About whether you were going to have me killed.
Moses Znaimer: Now now, Richard, killing is so 1980s.
Share thisRichard Strong: Actually, I'm a socialist.
Alan Roy: You are not a socialist.
Richard Strong: How do you know I'm not a socialist?
Alan Roy: You drive a Lexus.
Richard Strong: It's a lease.
Share thisVictor: Wanda says he has trouble letting go.
Richard Strong: Of his feelings?
Victor: Of small appliances.
Share thisVictor: Wanda knows what she's doing! I think she's a savant.
Richard Strong: Well, she sure dresses like one.
Share thisBlind Jimmy, the beaver creak character: If you want to talk to actors, you should learn to speak our language.
Victor: I would, but I can only whine for so long.
Share thisAlan Roy: The government department in charge of making sure kids wear helmets while skateboarding called the government department in charge of telling kids not to have sex and complained that the kid in the ad wasn't wearing a helmet!
Victor: You're supposed to wear helmets during sex now?
Alan Roy: And shin guards, AND wrist protectors!
Victor: Well, wrist protectors I can see, but...
Share thisVictor: I'll be there with bells on, Alan. Skateboarding bells.
Share thisRichard Strong: [first line of the series] All my life I wanted to make movies. A good movie can change lives. A great movie can change the world. But television, it's different. It's not about making a difference. Television's about making one thing only. Money. I work in television; I can get behind anything.
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