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Sabrina: [about doctor visit] I heard you scream.

Salem: Yeah I screamed, ya should've seen the bill.

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Gem Stone: Why hello there, Smellman!

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Zelda: You were only 200 years old, you were just a kid.

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[Has created a new plant]

Uncle Quigley: I'll name it after the both of us. I'll call it the Squigley.

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Uncle Quigley: You three are grounded!

Salem: Good move, Quigster!

Uncle Quigley: You're grounded too, Salem, I hate it when you call me Quigster.

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[The theme of the school dance]

Sabrina: The rocking '80s.

Hilda: '80s?

Zelda: I think she means the 1780s!

Hilda: Oh.

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Tim the Witch Smeller: You haven't seen the last of me!

Hilda: Yeah well I didn't really like seeing the first of ya.

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Hilda: I babysat for Atilla the Hun.

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Salem: Welcome to Sabrina's Quizmasters! Here's the question: When witches make a BLT, they use bacon, lettuce and...?

Sabrina: Toes!

Salem: Wrong! The answer was cement.

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Hilda: We qualify for the senior citizen age.

Box Office Attendant: I'll have to see some I.D.

Hilda: [Shows ancient birth certificate] Signed by the Pharroh himself!

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Hilda: Morning, Salem.

Salem: Morning, Hilda.

Zelda: [Disguised as Hilda] 'Morning, Salem.

Salem: 'Morning, Hilda... Huh?

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Sabrina: In my family, some of my closest relatives are monsters.

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Sabrina: [over phone] Hello? Anyone! Help, we're in trouble!

Salem: [relaxed] Yes that's nice.

Sabrina: Also, Salem, unless you pick up the phone now, those secret pictures of you are going out over the internet.

Salem: Uh-oh!

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Spookie Jar: [Warning about a spell] This could bring the end of the entire space/time continuum. But hey, you're in a hurry.

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Sabrina: [Dangling over hole] I'm losing my grip!

Salem: [sarcastically] You can say that again!

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Spookie Jar: [Trying unsuccessfully to end a spell] But when the skies turn orange, beware the... Uh... porridge? Uh... smorange?

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Salem: I'll have to call you back, I got Scorsese's people on the other line.

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Salem: The Wicked Witch of the West is from Pennsylvania.

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Salem: [Noticing Sabrina unhappy] I've coughed up hair balls that looked happier than you.

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Sabrina: There's nothing like cotton candy up your nose at warp 10.

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Zelda: Time for a little brain wash, rinse, dry and fold.

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Salem: Give Gem a chance. After all, she's not that bad.

Gem Stone: By the way, that is the ugliest cat I've ever seen.

Salem: Turn her into a mouse and leave the rest to me!

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Zelda: [to Salem] Touch that egg and you're getting a major flea bath!

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Salem: [on Sabrina's poor baseball pitch] It calls for a sinker, not a stinker!

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Sabrina: Are you still upset that you were turned down for that role in 'That Darn Cat'?

Salem: Yeah.

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Sabrina: Why does Harvey put mud in his pant cuffs?

Chloe: He's a guy. He doesn't need a reason.

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Sabrina: Don't worry, the ground will break your fall.

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Chloe: It could be worse.

Sabrina: Don't say it.

Chloe: It could be raining.

[Begins to pour rain]

Sabrina: You just had to say it.

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Slugloafe: Sixth graders sure are getting smaller.

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[Salem accidentally swallows a button]

Sabrina: Did you swallow it?

Salem: It's not the ingestion I'm worried about. It's the out-jestion.

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Salem: [Sabrina is riding her bike and Salem is in the basket] Watch out, Vikings playing hopscotch!

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Salem: Tell me where the cat nip is or I'll blackmail it out of you.

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Harvey: Hey Sabrina, we could make a TV show around your talking cat.

Salem: Yeah like I'd really sell out!

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Salem: Can you keep it down? I'm trying to concentrate.

Hilda: You're playing tic-tac-toe.

Salem: And losing thanks to you.

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Sabrina: I just wanted a purse!

Salem: Yeah and Gilligan just wanted a three hour tour.

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Salem: Why are you dressed like The Brady Birds?

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Sabrina: [bored] I can't believe we're going to Monument Island to learn about Johnny Cakes.

Gem Stone: What's a Johnny Cake?

Sabrina: It's like a pancake, except the natives didn't have any flour so they used sawdust.

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Zelda: While we're at the Halloween ball, we need someone to look after Sabrina.

Salem: Hey what am I? Chopped liver?

Hilda: But you're a cat.

Salem: I'm also older than you and I can lick my back.

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Salem: I said if I could find Sabrina I'd be happy as a clam. Next thing I know, I'm a giant bivalve. Go figure.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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