Sabrina, the Animated Series (1999–2000)
Sabrina: [about doctor visit] I heard you scream.
Salem: Yeah I screamed, ya should've seen the bill.
[Has created a new plant]
Uncle Quigley: I'll name it after the both of us. I'll call it the Squigley.
Uncle Quigley: You three are grounded!
Salem: Good move, Quigster!
Uncle Quigley: You're grounded too, Salem, I hate it when you call me Quigster.
[The theme of the school dance]
Sabrina: The rocking '80s.
Zelda: I think she means the 1780s!
Tim the Witch Smeller: You haven't seen the last of me!
Hilda: Yeah well I didn't really like seeing the first of ya.
Salem: Welcome to Sabrina's Quizmasters! Here's the question: When witches make a BLT, they use bacon, lettuce and...?
Salem: Wrong! The answer was cement.
Hilda: We qualify for the senior citizen age.
Box Office Attendant: I'll have to see some I.D.
Hilda: [Shows ancient birth certificate] Signed by the Pharroh himself!
Hilda: Morning, Salem.
Salem: Morning, Hilda.
Zelda: [Disguised as Hilda] 'Morning, Salem.
Salem: 'Morning, Hilda... Huh?
Sabrina: In my family, some of my closest relatives are monsters.
Sabrina: [over phone] Hello? Anyone! Help, we're in trouble!
Salem: [relaxed] Yes that's nice.
Sabrina: Also, Salem, unless you pick up the phone now, those secret pictures of you are going out over the internet.
Spookie Jar: [Warning about a spell] This could bring the end of the entire space/time continuum. But hey, you're in a hurry.
Spookie Jar: [Trying unsuccessfully to end a spell] But when the skies turn orange, beware the... Uh... porridge? Uh... smorange?
Salem: I'll have to call you back, I got Scorsese's people on the other line.
Salem: [Noticing Sabrina unhappy] I've coughed up hair balls that looked happier than you.
Sabrina: There's nothing like cotton candy up your nose at warp 10.
Salem: Give Gem a chance. After all, she's not that bad.
Gem Stone: By the way, that is the ugliest cat I've ever seen.
Salem: Turn her into a mouse and leave the rest to me!
Zelda: [to Salem] Touch that egg and you're getting a major flea bath!
Salem: [on Sabrina's poor baseball pitch] It calls for a sinker, not a stinker!
Sabrina: Are you still upset that you were turned down for that role in 'That Darn Cat'?
Chloe: It could be worse.
Sabrina: Don't say it.
Chloe: It could be raining.
[Begins to pour rain]
Sabrina: You just had to say it.
[Salem accidentally swallows a button]
Sabrina: Did you swallow it?
Salem: It's not the ingestion I'm worried about. It's the out-jestion.
Salem: [Sabrina is riding her bike and Salem is in the basket] Watch out, Vikings playing hopscotch!
Salem: Tell me where the cat nip is or I'll blackmail it out of you.
Harvey: Hey Sabrina, we could make a TV show around your talking cat.
Salem: Yeah like I'd really sell out!
Salem: Can you keep it down? I'm trying to concentrate.
Hilda: You're playing tic-tac-toe.
Salem: And losing thanks to you.
Sabrina: [bored] I can't believe we're going to Monument Island to learn about Johnny Cakes.
Gem Stone: What's a Johnny Cake?
Sabrina: It's like a pancake, except the natives didn't have any flour so they used sawdust.
Zelda: While we're at the Halloween ball, we need someone to look after Sabrina.
Salem: Hey what am I? Chopped liver?
Hilda: But you're a cat.
Salem: I'm also older than you and I can lick my back.