Gun Shy (2000)
Fulvio Nesstra: I'm very good at reading what's in a person's eyes.
Charlie: That's nice.
Fulvio Nesstra: I'm reading yours right now.
Charlie: Yeah? What do they say?
Fulvio Nesstra: They say you're sleepy. But I can't figure out is it's too much drugs sleepy, too much work sleepy or I'm so fucking bored sleepy. Maybe you've got that weird fucking sleepy disease. Narco-sleepy. Something sleepy.
Fulvio Nesstra: If only something would change, I know life could be sweet. I could be too. I wanna be sweet.
Fulvio Nesstra: Maybe you got that weird, fuckin' sleeping disease. "Narco-sleepy." Somethin' sleepy.
Fulvio Nesstra: [Whilst coaxing a tomato to grow] Turn red ya fuckin' bastard.
Dexter Helvenshaw: So how are you doing?
Charlie: I tell you Dexter, not too good. In fact I'm on my way to the top floor now just to throw myself off.
Fulvio Nesstra: Everybody I ever knew just treated me like I was dog shit, even my fuckin' grandmother. Could you believe an Italian grandma would treat her sweet, little bambino like a fuckin' herpe?
Dave Juniper: I can't tell you how revved I am to be working with you. You're one of my heroes.
Charlie: Who are your other heroes?
Dave Juniper: Keith Richards.
Jason's Girlfriend: I wonder what kind of business they're talking about.
Gloria Minetti Nesstra: They're laundering money.
Jason's Girlfriend: What do you mean?
Gloria Minetti Nesstra: The cute Colombian and his boyfriend with the black eye. They represent a big drug cartel. They're looking to invest billions in Wall Street, and your boyfriend is setting it up for them.
Jason's Girlfriend: Wow, how exciting!
Gloria Minetti Nesstra: Yeah, well, Fulvio will foul the whole thing up, trust me.
Judy Tipp: Why do you say that?
Gloria Minetti Nesstra: He's out of his league. He doesn't have the brains or the self-control to pull anything like this off. He's pretending.
Jason's Girlfriend: Have a little faith in him.
Gloria Minetti Nesstra: Faith in Fulvio? He's a loser. His big ambition is to be a gardener like his grandfather, but the freakin moron can't even grow a tomato. You ever hear of an Italian that can't grow a tomato? I rest my case.