Black Dawn (1997)Jake Killian, ex-cop, searches for a mysteriously abducted US-banker, with the help of the single living witness, a stripper called Extasy. Director:John De BelloWriter:John De Bello |
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Black Dawn (1997)Jake Killian, ex-cop, searches for a mysteriously abducted US-banker, with the help of the single living witness, a stripper called Extasy. Director:John De BelloWriter:John De Bello |
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Pablo Lozano
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Antonio Ramos | ... |
Lozano's Lieutenant
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Ramon Rodriguez
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Elvia Hernandez | ... |
Maria
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| Marco Rodríguez | ... |
Chapparo
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Constance Mainwaring
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Ryan MacDonald | ... |
Robert Mainwaring
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Armando Guerrero | ... |
Julio Rosario
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Becky Storey | ... |
Carolyn Wingate
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Christine Kludjian | ... |
Elena
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| Patrick St. Esprit | ... |
Captain Mcnichols
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| Lorenzo Lamas | ... |
Jake Kilkanin
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Wrangler | ... |
Hey You!
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Mariachi Del Mar | ... |
Mariachi Band
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Drunken Man
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Jake Killian, ex-cop, searches for a mysteriously abducted US-banker, with the help of the single living witness, a stripper called Extasy. Written by <pazouto@biomed.cas.cz>
OK, ANYone going into this film expecting anywhere close to high art is a certified brain dead moron. I mean the director/writer was responsible for all 4 Killer Tomato films for god's sake. Nope, you're not here for Oscar caliber cinema (whatever THAT means), you're here to watch Lorenzo 'Renegade' Lamas kick copious amounts of ass. Lamas is Jake Kilkanin, a presumingly borderline mentally retarded ex-cop, who teams up with a stripper (Catherine Lazo, whom i look forward to seeing absolutely none of in the future) trying to find her abducted banker husband. This film is kinda sorta fun in that it's so atrociously bad, but it doesn't make the film that watchable even in the 'so bad' kinda way. It's OK for a few chuckles i guess
Eye Candy: Christine Kludjian gets topless (sadly Shauna Sand remains clothed)
My Grade: D